Muslim Jokes 3 Wallah Someone is back :P Jokes and stuffs..!!

most of the jokes here are translated from Arabic. hope you enjoy it ;) Ps. If you think you're going to be offended please kindly don't read

Jokes.. Halal PickUp Lines Credit goes to the uploader.. -SaimaM.

Are you an Arab? well, then I wouldn't be surprised if you can relate to half of these problems. Arab or not read on to find out 101 funny and Awkward Arab problems that we go through. You won't regret it. Don't forget to check out my other books as well including Struggles of a Muslim girl and The book of funny jokes! Hope you enjoy!!! Lots of love, godsmuslimah

(COMPLETED✔) **** Sometimes, you fall for the right guy, for all the right reasons, for all that is worth it, but harder when distance has to be maintained, in a world where Islamic teachings are frowned upon. But for all that you know, its still worth the pain for Aliyah and Mansoor. - Growing up in a family with strict Islamic rules and regulations, Aliyah's heart connected with Mansoor's and prayers kept them alive for Allah heard their prayers and pleas. In a world where haram relationships has been normalised by muslims, will these two stand out or will they succumb to their desires. Two hearts, unknown to each other but one in prayers, join these two in their stories to find out more♥.

[A Muslim's Love Story] "Just one second. Just one slight mistake of looking back again, was enough to have me thunderstruck. Awed. Those are not any eyes. Those are emeralds." ~~~ Leen is a girl who's always been dreaming of a love story like those she reads about in books and watches in Korean dramas. What if she really gets to live her very own love story? What if she experiences the kind of love you can't even imagine any deeper than? Will that be it or will she learn something else? Is there something deeper than what you see? It's a story about ultimate love, gain and loss, sacrifice, happiness and tears. It will keep you hopeful that someday you should meet your Mr./Mrs. Right. Just trust Allah, and be as good as you want your partner to be. At last, every girl deserves her own Adam.

"She made broken look healed, And strong look invincible, She carried the Universe on her shoulders and made it look like a pair of wings." What if you wake up in a hospital bed not remembering anything that happened the night before? What if the horrors keep you sleepless for the next four years? Zeeniya Tahan hid perfectly behind the mask she crafted. Biker Kick boxer Footballer And a sarcastic girl boss. Stuck between three brothers and a best friend, she was finally coping with the hidden facts when the hurricane struck - in the form of a really good looking - I mean really good looking project partner. Nayal Siddiqi, your more than average knight in the shining armor, smart, hot - everything Zeeniya didn't need. But some times just the thought of a helping hand is all you need to get over the worst fears. And in her case, finding out what happened that night. If you need humor, sarcasm, crime and and romance all under one roof, you are in the right place.

Previously known as The Path To Your Heart Noor Ahmed is a twenty year old muslim girl in university. She has been through a lot but she is still standing strong. Yusuf Salih a twenty two year old CEO he has been glaring at Noor his whole life. They are meant to be married since they were little. So what happens when it's time for their marriage? But what if Noor's past is hunting her? How Yusuf will adjust? Join Noor and Yusuf on their journey of laughter, tears,heartache and maybe love. WARNING It's my first book so behold to extreme loopholes in the story where somethings don't add up. Also excuse all cheesiness pls THANKS FOR READING :) #637 in Romance 1/18/15 #16 in spiritual 8/16/15

[Highest ranking: #1 in Spiritual on 15/8/18] ••• • In which a girl saved a boy's life in the most unexpected of circumstances • She drank water. He drank alcohol. She had a family who'd take a bullet for her. He had a family who'd throw him under the bus. She dreamt of her future. He dreamt of his death. Both are Muslims but only one is closer to their Lord. ••• *NOT CLICHÉ* This story in no way depicts the true Muslim culture. It's about the modern Muslims nowadays who steer away from the right path. This book contains some strong language, graphic content and violence so I advise you to read it with care. WARNING: too much cuteness you'll die squealing. ©Copyright 2018. sanasays. Any sort of plagiarism of my story will be reported immediately, and that includes my aesthetics and banners as well.

Being forced to marry someone who hates you is a hard thing. All of us know this fact and we can't doubt it. That's what happened to Rawan and Zayn. He hated her with everything in him, he could pay any money to make her leave him. He was even to love once again after Perrie. His ex-girlfriend left him heart broken with their child, making Zayn afraid to touch any other woman. But after Rawan had broken his shell, everything between them changed. Will they love each other? Will they get along and live happily together? Read and find out in "Arranged to be Malik" ©All Rights Reserved to @rockingauthor R.M