"Give me ten days, and I can give you ten reasons not to die." Evan paused. "And if I can't change your mind by then, you can go jump off that cliff."
It's a mistake to assume I'm a chubby-cheeked cherub, floating around and shooting arrows at pedestrians. We tried that once, in 1456, and let me tell you: It was a terrible idea.
It takes the human mind four minutes to fall in love. So how do millenials transform four minutes into the mere ten seconds it takes to swipe right or left? Cupid herself explores it in this one-shot story. ~HONORABLE MENTION IN THE MILLENNIAL CUPID CONTEST~