Come on down to South Park, let me ship you with: Kenny, Cartman, Stan, Kyle, Butters, and everyone else who stays in the small, white-trash town of South Park! REQUESTS OPEN

☠ Just a couple one shots of your favorite South Park boys/girls ☠

Hey Readers! Here are The South Park One Shots! Just a heads up, this book is NOT FOR CHILDREN. There is sensitive material, you should know if you watch South Park!... so read at your own risk.

My whole family is dead. Why? Because they believed in diversity, open-mindedness. A better... a better life than this. I stare up at the foreboding doors of the elven kingdom, a tall guardian against me. My first opponent. All emotion. All I once was is gone. Gone is Stanley Marshwalker, friend to all, and keeper of the peace. Replaced by the ranger, the warrior, with one mission, and one mission only. To see the Grand Wizard King, Eric Cartman, dead, with his head on a pike.

Stan and Kyle are super best friends. Even in high school. But what happens when Wendy tries to interfere? Also, what happens when Kenny decides he wants a piece of the action?

When the whole grade found out Kyle was interested in more than just females, he was lucky to have the few friends who never turned against him: Kenny McCormick, Bebe Stevens and Rebeca Cotswold. Part of the people who turned, was Kyle's once Super Best Friend, Stan Marsh. Who knew someone who'd been your friend since elementary school could turn out to be such a homophobic dickhead? Regardless of Kyle telling himself this every single day, he can't help but hold strong feelings for his ex-friend, feelings that will only result in him getting hurt.

I owned an account called _smile_bby_ .... i lost that account because I forgot the damn password. ^sorry not sorry^ So this is a Stan and Kyle fanfic and gonna try my best so, here we go :) ( WARNING: language,sex, and abuse in story and if your a hater then bye basic )