Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

Psycho Girl had been stalked by Herobrine all her life, just because she was a glitch. Or, that's what she thought. What started out as a mission to get rid of her turned into a mission to get close to her. It's all he wants. AHHHHHH I know, it's cringe. It's old, from my old account. Thought I'd post it here....don't judge me. Cover art is not mine.

WARNING! Please be advised that this is not a bedtime story about sparkly fairies and pink unicorns. This book may contain graphic descriptions of poisoned apples and witches' ovens. It is not appropriate for supernatural beings under the age of 377 (excluding vampires and werewolves). DISCLAIMER: Wicked Witches Inc. and Evil Stepmother Enterprises are not responsible for any maiming, mass murder or permanent insanity resulting from the reading of this book.

Wattpad is like a dysfunctional family that seems to have a family gathering all year round... And some of them write stories. What I'm trying to say is that there are many types of people on Wattpad and some of them are pretty funny.

Just some cute Phan oneshots! Please like & comment if you enjoy them Request some Phan oneshots & I'll write them for you! Thank you for reading, I love you all. ❤️