Hermione Granger knew that her repeated year will never be normal. Being the only link to the return of the Dark Lord is one thing, but being link to Draco Malfoy is a whole new other. Warning: This fanfic contains a lot of witty remarks, sexual jokes and a whole bucket of swearing. The characters and settings all belong to the awe-inspiring J.K. Rowling and her superb imagination. Disclaimer: I DO NOT OWN ANYTHING but the plot.