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Haikus of our lord and savior Guy Fieri

Kermit is in a shit mood when there's no Irish Spring soap and chicken left in the house. Instead of being an ass like usual, Kermit decides to find out wtf is wrong. With Peach and Mr. Marbles, Kermit goes to find some sweet soap and chicken. I'm sorry in advance. I'm bored and wanted to write something fun once in a while. Once again, I'm soRRY.

"Your dick is so purple.... like a juicy grape" Lance moans. Lance x lotor Lotor x lance (Same thing)

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I was asleep when my mom ran into my room, packing my clothes for me in my new Aeropostale suitcase. "Mom what are you doing?" She looked at me and sighed, putting her cigarette on her hand. "They are here." I was confused. I rolled out my light purple comforter and ruffled my long thick brown hair. "Who are?" "Your new owners." This is the story of how One Direction bought me.

Everyone is living in 2017 while I'm in 2012 👏🏼😩 (If you can't see the emojis they're the clapping emoji and the face of agony but not the one that looks like its in too much pain with the X as eyes, ya know?)