It's the time where Prince Philip needs to find a princess to share the thrown with. Except he isn't interested in any of the princesses. Over time he becomes more interested in a sassy servant instead.

Phil: a loser, continuously beaten and picked on by the other guys at school. Dan: popular, arrogant, and confused. What happens when the two collide? Just like me is a story of trust, love and secrets (Ok I'm making this sound like a bad tv drama, just read the fic please, I broke my thumbs writing it. *WARNING* self harm, suicidal thoughts, explicit language, slight anorexia. It's an angst fic so y'know, the average...also smut, so look forward that kids hey hey ;)

If you're into texting phan, general phan, smut :) , or innocent!dan and fuckboy!phil and major daddy kinks then you've come to the right place

'hola babe' 'who the heck are you' 'someone who wants to fuck you' 'i'm not gay' 'sure baby' no copyright intended!!! this contains curse so don't read if you don't like it!

**mentions of depression, anxiety, self harm, suicide, and swearing**

Phil: Nudes? ¿¬¿ Dan: I'm Sry, u must hav the wrong number Phil: That's not what I asked. Dan: um. I'm sry but idk u. Phil: ok then. Let's fix that.

i'm going to try to be interesting and write some cool phan texts ok note: these are NOT in order! they are just individual short stories (FINISHED)

[ completed ] you say you wanna get a little closer ; that's alright with me

*text fic* **mentions of depression, anxiety, suicide, and swearing** Also the majority of this is text, so I'm not going to worry about spelling or grammar errors

[completed] philly: who's this? danhowell: your future husband ; copyright © 2016 //highest ranking: #4