"i fucking hate you, irwin" "sorry, hemmings? i couldn't hear you there, my dick was in your mouth" in which luke and ashton hates each other with a passion and are forced to be roommates through a whole summer filled with hate that somehow takes a sexual turn (for a better introduction i advise you to read the prologue lol)

"Can you see me?" "No, you asshole, I can't see anything," Or the one where Luke's dead but it doesn't matter because Ashton's blind anyway.

The one where Michael watches over Seventeen, who no one has ever met before. ((Mashton/cake mainly))

｢ chaos is an angel who fell in love with a demon ｣ - christopher poindexter in which ashton is a cold blooded murderer and reckless criminal in a gang, and luke is an innocent and compassionate boy who can't help but fall in love

Luke and Michael are soulmates but there's a few complications in their way. Luke lives in the ocean and has a tail while Michael lives on the coast of Australia and is terrified of open water.

Luke Hemmings can't seem to escape from Michael Clifford's grip, and he's choking on dreams and an unsteady heartbeat. They're nightmares, dark and hard, stifling really. Michael plagues his thoughts, eats away at his soul until Luke succumbs to the dark being that dines on the pleasure of unknowing blondes. {warning: this will include graphic scenes, sexual content, violence, dubious consent, and language}

Michael's fully aware of the fact that what he's doing is wrong, but Luke's beckoning him closer with crooked fingers and an easy smirk and Michael's never been able to resist his baby boy. Stripper!Luke, Lawyer!Michael

Michael smacked my shoulder. "You know Liam, for the world's greatest superhero, or whatever you are, you sure are jumpy." I couldn't even deny it, was the thing.

Michael doesn't know what he's just pulled out of his car, but that's alright. Because there's a boy at the garage that's absolutely drop dead gorgeous, and smiles more often than not and he's usually sweating through that ridiculous looking one piece that somehow makes him look even better looking. And Michael will probably get the chance to look at him like a complete creep for at least 20 minutes while he looks for the missing rope, or whatever the hell Michael's ripped out of the car's hood. And hope no one notices his drool.

There's a small ding and a burst of static on the overhead PA system at Walmart, and then, "Could the four teenage boys in the baby department please stop climbing in the cribs to "test them out?"" Or the one where Calum and Ashton are both assholes and then Ashton gets pregnant.