Just some blonde jokes ( Ok for all ages)

Wattpad Featured Story a couple years ago. Newly assembled from the pieces. If your nose was a magical button, what would it do when you pushed it? In a world where everyone has a nose-button that does one magical thing, Otto was born with a curse. His button does something awful and all he wants is to get through life without ever pushing it. But that proves to be very difficult. And soon his life, and everything around him, falls into chaos.

My family seems to be perfect from the outside looking in. We have the big house, the money for things, the million-dollar-smiles... but nothing is ever as it seems. We're plastic. We're fake. So fake, in fact, that we hide the little things about us, we hide everything about us, to be more specific. My dad does things he isn't supposed to, and my mom is taking it hard. My brother has a full ride to any college of his choice, and he's blowing it away like it's nothing at all. So what would happen if someone found out about us? If they saw through our little charade? If they looked past the kitchen curtains that hide every conversation my parents have with each other? What if we were exposed for who we really are, instead of who everyone thinks we are? - Available to buy now - COMPLETE PLEASE DON'T EDIT - I GOT IT Highest Ranking in General Fiction: # 283

For months Summer is trapped in a cellar with the man who took her - and three other girls: Rose, Poppy, and Violet. His perfect, pure flowers. His family. But flowers can't survive long cut off from the sun, and time is running out...

--Highest Ranking #74 In Horror-- "Freak!" "Idiot!" "So ugly!" "Ew, get away from me you weirdo!" "I...I'm sorry..." She was hated. She was despised. Everyone hated her. She had no point in living on. She took a step back. Then another. And another... She smiled. "See you soon..." As she walked , she felt the scissors in her pocket poke at her skin. Soon, very soon, this would all end... But not in any peaceful way...

In this book you'll see different squads, responds, and facts about your Zodiac Sign. I hope you'll enjoy it! P.S: All credit goes to tumblr, Pinterest, etc.

If you go to public or private school, you probably think that homeschoolers are stupid, unsocial, and weird. You don't want to be friends with one because you think that they're too much of a nerd and goody two shoes. But you couldn't be more wrong. Watch the video in the media area to get an idea of what this book will be about. It's hilarious and will make you laugh... especially if you are homeschooled yourself. ╔══╗ ╚╗╔╝ ╔╝(¯'v'¯) ╚══'.¸.Every One of You ♥ Copyright © 2013 by AwKwardhoMeschooler All Rights Reserved #7 in Non-Fiction (11-19-14) #171 in Humor (11-19-14)

They say "when life gives you lemons, make lemonade." Well, what do you do when life gives you a pink slip for no reason? Laura Saunders was unjustly let go from her job as an accountant at a big-name firm. Now, she's out to get revenge. Because sometimes in life, you need to balance the sweetness with a little sour.

Three children realize they're trapped in the basement of a crazy woman who claims to be their mother, and forces them to call her "Mommy". __________________ created February 4th, 2017 IMPORTANT NOTICE - if you're reading this story on a site that is not www.wattpad.com then you could be at risk of a malware attack. Furthermore, please go to this link: www.wattpad.com/user/z0mbies, and report to me where you are reading this story. Thank you. WARNING: This story contains distressing material. Reader discretion advised. The characters in this book are fictional. Any resemblance to actual persons living or dead is entirely coincidental.

Autumn got purposed to by the one and only Luke Hemmings. But when she says no because she's still not over her high school crush, what would happen. When Michael comes after her will she let him in? Or is she better left alone?