JeonJungkook: r u an omega? ChimChim: uh what? JeonJungkook: my friend is an alpha and he's getting rlly annoying cause he doesn't have a mate so I need a pretty omega and ur pretty ChimChim: uh ---------- The ABO texting thing that I really wanted to do for some reason

"Do you have any kinks"? "Peace and quiet". ---------- In which Jimin is somehow 'mated' to an 800 year old vampire who has no idea what the fuck is happening.

Jimin didn't expect taking his best friends advice and joining his group chat, would result in 6 boys (including his best friend) continuously trying to get in his pants. ------- I started reading Jimin centric fanfics including Jimin/Everyone on AO3 so I wanted to write one lmao

Just a bunch of Oneshots that are tOo short to be made into a book. Plus this is a good way to not have so many books on my account

MinSugaSwag: what is the most believable lie you've ever been told? TragicLies: "I love you" ------- When Jimin runs an account to out liars at his school and Yoongi end up being featured on it.

Jimin's gone and Yoongi loses it.

ParkJimin: you're an asshole and I just don't have emotions so like a guess that's relationship goals if I've ever seen any When Jimin has no emotions and Yoongi just wants to date him

Yoongs💤: hey do you have the math homework? Jiminie💕: my alligator ate it sorry bye Yoongs💤: what ------------ In which Jimin knows everything about love advice but doesn't know what to do around his crush.

When Jimin was given an offer to join the new collab channel 'Bangtan Boys' he expected the other's content would be about the same as his. He didn't except all of the boys being different types of Youtubers.

When Yoongi was born he was always told to "be a lady". But in reality, Yoongi was never a girl, and never will be. Rated M for harmful words and self harm.