JeonJungkook: r u an omega? ChimChim: uh what? JeonJungkook: my friend is an alpha and he's getting rlly annoying cause he doesn't have a mate so I need a pretty omega and ur pretty ChimChim: uh ---------- The ABO texting thing that I really wanted to do for some reason
"Do you have any kinks"? "Peace and quiet". ---------- In which Jimin is somehow 'mated' to an 800 year old vampire who has no idea what the fuck is happening.
Jimin didn't expect taking his best friends advice and joining his group chat, would result in 6 boys (including his best friend) continuously trying to get in his pants. ------- I started reading Jimin centric fanfics including Jimin/Everyone on AO3 so I wanted to write one lmao
Just a bunch of Oneshots that are tOo short to be made into a book. Plus this is a good way to not have so many books on my account
MinSugaSwag: what is the most believable lie you've ever been told? TragicLies: "I love you" ------- When Jimin runs an account to out liars at his school and Yoongi end up being featured on it.
ParkJimin: you're an asshole and I just don't have emotions so like a guess that's relationship goals if I've ever seen any When Jimin has no emotions and Yoongi just wants to date him
Yoongs💤: hey do you have the math homework? Jiminie💕: my alligator ate it sorry bye Yoongs💤: what ------------ In which Jimin knows everything about love advice but doesn't know what to do around his crush.
When Jimin was given an offer to join the new collab channel 'Bangtan Boys' he expected the other's content would be about the same as his. He didn't except all of the boys being different types of Youtubers.
When Yoongi was born he was always told to "be a lady". But in reality, Yoongi was never a girl, and never will be. Rated M for harmful words and self harm.
"I would let him tie me up". Jimin said loudly, he knew nobody could understand him because he was speaking Korean. "I would tie that kid up". "That fucking disgusting Taehyung. You're so kinky". "...Minnie what the fuck"? -------- In which Jimin and Taehyung move to America from Korea and start talking about two h...
"We need to stop by the beauty store". "...what"? "Those things could be there"! Jimin grabbed ahold of Taehyung shirt before shoving him roughly against the wall. "I will NOT stay alive unless my hair is on fleek. So you two will either take me to that store, or I'm jumping off the bridge". ------- In which the wo...
PrincessJin: I don't really care if you want me to call you daddy. It's not going to happen.
Yoongi is so close to slapping this hell out of the kid who won't stop staring at his lips when he tries to ask for the homework. -------- In which Jimin is still trying to completely adapt to being deaf after a year by reading lips and Yoongi is a grump.
"There are so many issues with this"! "If you can't pick one of us, why not have us both"? ---------- Jimin was as innocent as could be. Jungkook was a fuckboy who wanted Jimin. Yoongi was a badboy who also wanted Jimin. This is a poly relationship and I've never wrote a story like this but all well I hope you li...
"Why won't you ever touch me? Everyone else here does". "I don't sleep with sluts". ------- In which BTS are in a gang and Jimin isn't exactly in it. This will be kinky as hell lmao.
AgustD has posted a tweet It's fun being a cold hearted asshole Chimin has posted a tweet @AgustD u gave me the biggest teddy bear in the store on Valentine's Day last year and told me that u thought I was prettier than ur new purebred Husky AgustD has posted a tweet @Chimin ok but I love you that's different I'm...
"What? Do you want me to call you dad? Or better yet.. Daddy"? Jimin is a rebellious teenager who's mom is constantly bringing home men, but when his mom ends up bringing home a mint haired 24 year old, he can't help by act out a little bit more.
ParkJimin: oh my god Yoongi you have no idea its so beautiful I wish you could see it! MinSuga: I'm blind you piece of shit. ------------ In which Jimin finds a rude blind boy's Twitter and slides into his dms
Yoongs has added May🎀 into the group chat 'aye lmao' Yoongs: Jiminie this is my girlfriend May🎀: It's nice to finally meet you ^.^ Jimin: can u buy bleach if you aren't of legal age cause I'm boutta get so lit my insides will feel like they were lit on fire if u know what I mean☠️ ---------------- In which Jimin is...
Chiminie: I saw your new tweet so I was wondering if you wanted a meme? RapGodSuga: why the fuck would I want a meme? Chiminie: memes make me not want 2 die so it'll help u RapGodSuga: you better send me some dank ass Harambe memes --------- When Yoongi is a Youtuber and Jimin somehow manages to get him to respond t...
AgustD has posted a tweet @ ChimChim hey boyfriend ChimChim has posted a tweet @ AgustD I WAS 3 STOP THIS BULLYING -------------- In which Jimin asked Yoongi to be his boyfriend back in pre-k and they've been dating ever since.
Jimout: the gayest of all the gays has risen Jimout: the meme god is here Jimout: I demand 2 ice cream cones and one of those swirly lollipops from the mall Yoongs: you're a god now? Jimout: not just any god Jimout: the meme god Jimout: aka ur beautiful boyfriend Jimout: worship me Yoongs: ur worshipped Jimou...
ChimChim just posted on Instagram I looked at my boyfriends new post and smiled at his picture. I scrolled down to the caption and my heart actually stopped. "Guys somebody has been using my photos and telling people their name is Andy. My name is Jimin. My only kik is ChimChim just like all my other social media...
When Jimin walked into his apartment to find a wide eyed cat hybrid eating his brand new tub of ice cream, he wasn't upset that the hybrid broke into his home... He was upset that he was eating the one thing he's been waiting all day for.
