He was a billionaire, I was a bellboy, can I make it anymore obvious? It all started one fateful afternoon in summer of 2012. I was working as a bellboy at the Trump Hotel in Hong Kong on an internship program. This was my first time in a big city. It was all I could have ever dreamed of, and more. But little did I know, it was all about to change. Follow me on twitter.com/aguywithnolife Please note, this story may contain mature humor that isn't suitable for all ages.

Donald Trump is a vain, hateful piece of scum. But that doesn't mean he's incapable of feelings. And when he lays eyes on Hillary Clinton, he can't even imagine how traumatic life would be without her. Trump makes it his own personal mission to win the heart of the unattainable Hillary, while in the process, dominating the United States, and eventually, the world.