Funny texts and jokes

Funny appropriate jokes and texts. Some are mine some are not!

Hero » l.p. au

[✓] ∥ It all happened in a split second. One moment I was on his back, and the next one I was lying on the ground, watching the man who would be responsible for my possible disabilities run away. The woman was sitting and had her back against a near-by wall, and from what I could see, her eyes were wide and she was sh...

Jokes and Funny Texts!! Oreos

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outsider [h.s]

Imagine a society where everything is absolutely perfect, or at least that's what they make it out to be.

Secret Sister

Before I start, if you found out you were adopted what would you do? Would you accept it? Or start looking for your family? Abby made her decision, she went looking. But she was shocked with what she found out. Her brother is Louis Tomlinson. The world famous pop star in the boy band One Direction. So what happens wh...

It's Funny How Love Starts (Watty Awards 2011 Finalist)

It's a Funny Story

◇Completed◇ Need a laugh. You are now entering Funny World. Where you can laugh your heart out. Cover by: lamorphine

Backfire (Niall Horan)

{book 1} ✓ - ❝ Once upon a time… Wait, are you shitting me? This story doesn’t start like this. On the contrary! This story is about a girl who thought had enough of men but, of course, her words backfired on her face. Yeah, this girl is me. An average girl… Okay, not so average, more insane, I would say. Whatever. Th...

Bad Meets Good

"Before you can see the light you have to deal with the darkness"

Bad Meets Good 2 {On Hold}

“There are three types of people,” he murmurs while gazing at her. “Those who come face to face with death unintentionally, ones who don’t have any control over it, and ones that greet it with open arms blatantly, which is you, darling. And it’s a pity,” He crouches down in front of her and his filthy hands rest on he...

What Makes You Beautiful

The official fan fiction for One Direction

5SOS Preferences

The first 51 chapters are all from Tumblr (except for the imagines) and full credit goes to their owners! But I am now going to start writing my own, so inbox me any ideas you have! I also have an Imagine Book (requests currently closed) if you'd like an imagine, because I no longer do imagines in this book. On a side...

Funny Text Bloopers

Collection of 'Funny Text Bloopers'.

Funny jokes and facts -part 2-

There will be a lot of funny jokes and facts! Please read the first book to :Þ If you don't like the jokes, just stop reading it !!! We hope you will enjoy !! :) BananaMinions492 :)

Bitter & Sassy (Louis Tomlinson)

{book 4} - ❝ All women are the same. One day they say they love you, that they are gonna be with you forever; the next they meet someone else, someone who can be with them when they need it, someone who shares their world. And then they tell you “but we can still be friends.” Yeah, you know what I think of that? Fuck...

Misconceptions (Zayn Malik)

{book 2} ✓ - ❝ I'm tired of pity, of everyone looking at me like "poor Zayn, infatuated with his best mates's girl". I know it's not okay and if it were so easy to forget about her I would've done it already. It's not. But I just need time, not people to pity me and force me to move on. Why can't they understand that...

Glamorous Lover [Ziall AU]

Niall Horan, male, 17, virgin. What happens when he ends up ordering something online that he would end up changing his life forever? [Cover by @narratore]

Drama Class » l.t. au

[✓] ∥ "Cloe." "Cloe?" "Yes, Cloe." "...As in Lorena Cloe?" "How many Cloes do we know?" The taller of the two college boys looked across the bar, at the brunette who was sitting at a table in the corner. She was drinking Coke and talking to her friend, which he recently realized is a routine of hers. He knew her well;...

You Again? » l.t. au

[✓] (Drama Class sequel) ∥ What are the chances of meeting your former lover after two years? Not that small, in fact. But what if you have to share the same workplace as them? Copyright © 2013-2014 by funkystyles

The Life of a Gymnast

13 year old Mia Taleria faces fear, injuries, and scary new skills in a true story retold. She battles with mental blocks and new coaches to reach her goal of level 10, with her best friends Catt, Emma, and Sam by her side from day one. © 2014...

}{ Final Fantasy + Kingdom Hearts }{ Sea of Boys without a Paddle

This world isn't like those in fairy tales. It not just some simple romance and love at first sight. Women aren't seen as important as men, only tools that do housework and entertain certain pleasures. They would fight back if they had a chance, but the is one disadvantage to being female; they don't have powers... Wh...

Hearts Without Chains

Josephine Marie Laken is a girl who just wants to be the perfect daughter to her parents. She craves to bring home perfect grades, even though it stresses her out to no ends. When she agrees to tutor a student in History as a favor to Mr. Harbors, that will also help raise her grade, she didn't know just what she was...

1D Funnies

The best and funniest 1D shiz around! You'll love all these One Direction funny stuff. Filled with sarcasm, coincidences, conversations...... Everything! Check out 1D Funnies 2!!

Masquerade (Liam Payne)

{book 5} - ❝ I'm Tammy Rodenhizer. Member of Prodigy. Rockstar. Rebel. And I don't trust you. I don't trust anyone and if you're wondering why, you're wasting your time for I'll never tell you. This is what I've become and this is all what I am today. And I'm content this way. I don't need anyone. ❞

Take Me As I Am (Completed)

I don't like One Direction. So can someone please tell me why I'm stuck on a game show with the five boys who have stolen millions of girls' hearts?

Scary Beautiful Creatures

(COMPLETE) Picture it; a nice cloudless day, beautiful blue skies, and the smell of freshly mowed grass. Perfect day for a walk in the park, right? Wrong. My encounter with these five hot vampires proves that. Well, I'm going to have one hell of a story to tell if I ever get to go home.

Music Sheet (Harry Styles)

Watty Awards 2013 Winner! {book 3} ✓ - ❝ The moment I lost my mum things changed. I changed. I realised that no one stays forever, everyone leaves at some point, whether is willingly or not, and you're left alone, broken on the floor. I won't go through that again. I won't give people the chance to break me like that...

Babysitting One Direction

All eighteen year old Anna Lee wanted was a summer babysitting job. That's exactly what she got when she received a call from someone named Simon requesting a babysitter for his five sons. Who knew that the five boys would be the boy band One Direction? Or that sometimes they'd be babysitting her! (disclaimer: this w...

The Accident // L.T.

Just a love story... ♥ (this was my first fanfic... I wouldn't do it if I were you)

Obsessed {Book #1 of The Obsessed Series}

{Book #1 of The Obsessed Series} When Adam Levine named his debut album Songs About Jane, he never anticipated the questions that would haunt him for years to come. Who is Jane? Where is Jane? Are you still in love with Jane? Now more than a decade after she left, Adam is still writing songs about the girl that g...