Humor Me #26 Prompt (Winner) Dedicated to: @Humor Goldie was just trying to survive adulthood with her dying succulents, overused alarm ringtone, and caffeine addiction-when one morning, her world completely flips: her cat and dog start talking. Like, full-on sass, sarcasm, and surprisingly deep emotional baggage. Now Goldie's stuck in a never-ending sitcom featuring daily trauma dumps, family meetings about her ringtone, and lectures on why the dry food is "giving cardboard with trust issues." Between Lucky's influencer drama, Happy's emotional spiral, and Goldie's growing suspicion she's either dreaming or slowly losing her mind, one thing's clear: She may be the human in the house... but she is not the main character. FUR real, she needs a break!

Nggak lagi ngomel, apalagi marah-marah. Aku anak baik dan anggun, tidak gampang naik darah. Cerita---eh, isi dalam judul ini hanyalah untaian tak bermakna, yang kutulis karena ributnya isi kepala. Selamat membaca dan silakan diresapi! Kalau suka, jangan lupa tinggalkan tapak kaki!