Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

In which a teenage girl points out the most common clichés in Wattpad books. HR: #1 in rant

~Grape daddy is back and ready to mingle~ This is a crack book btw and I haven't edited it yet soo yeah.. Lotor is becoming ruler of his empire, but he doesn't want to follow in his dad's footsteps. Not a lot of people trust Lotor, and he wants to regain that trust by starting with a new wife for his empire. You on the other hand is apart of Voltron. Allura and the rest sent you on a volunteered mission to find out all of Lotor's plans in the future. Your mission: To Marry Lotor. How would you survive? Would you pick love over Voltron or end up quitting Voltron because of Lotor? I don't know, the book isn't done yet lmfao, but read to find out on the way~ Just an unnecessary read count: 500 reads- 5/14/18 1,000 reads- 6/19/18 2,000 reads- 6/26/18 3,000 reads- 7/14/18 4,000 reads 8/1/18 5,000 reads 8/13/18

When a new pastry chef with striking red eyes and golden blonde hair shows up at Kirishima's favorite bakery, he's instantly captivated by the man's desserts and charms. There was just something about Bakugou that drew him in, past the angry scowls or rough exterior. It was difficult not to get wrapped up in Bakugou's world, and the enticing smells of caramel that seemed to permeate the chef's very being only made it that much harder.

Small stories about your favourite Canadian that will make your heart melt

Pretty self-explanatory. Just some Ninjago head canons I have.

"There are Seven Realms. The Agencies are in the First. Earth in the Second. The Third, Fourth and Fifth are unknown. The Sixth would be the place we went to with the real vamps and what not. And the Seventh is for the Demons" *** Kiara Rider. A normal fourteen-year-old teenager - or so she thought. After a disaster strikes Kiara and her family, she learns the uneasy truth about herself. Agent Wolf. A not-so-normal fifteen-year-old teenager who only seems to know a life filled with danger and pain. When Fate forces these two together, all hell is about to break loose. As the years continue, Kiara learns to adjust to life and adapt to being more than just any human. But darkness is rising from its depth and has its eyes on Kiara - determined to drown her light and the simple question arises: What happens when you're the hero and the villain? Warning; There is swearing, violence and some mildly indecent scenes. First Published: March 24th 2019 Completed: