[FINISHED] "How do you do, lover boy?" "Oh m a m a," Johnny smirked, "You know, if I were you, I'd have sex with me." "That's a new one," The Mona Lisa giggled, "Got anymore?" "I lost my number, can I have yours?" A story in which a cop falls in love at first sight with the Mona Lisa, not knowing "he" is actually an extremely gay cross dresser.

"Who's that?" "That's the new student. Stay away from him. They say he's sick." (Multiple Personality disorder) Highest rank : #1 in btsfanfic | #67 in fanfiction | #9 in taekook.

Synopsis: Mark Tuan has always been attracted to Asian women, more specifically Chinese women. Out of the three real relationships he has been in since he was seventeen, two were indeed Chinese. Something about their features and their overall mannerisms attracted him. Now, at twenty three, Mark's relationships haven't really worked out the greatest. This fact plus the overwhelming pressure saddled on his shoulders from his parents to get married and start a family has Mark looking everywhere. At this scene, in comes Mark's younger coworker, Yugyeom. The younger, going through a very similar ordeal with his own parents, Yugyeom found a site online where you could mail order a spouse. With his interest in boys, Yugy was able to find Bam Bam, the adorable Thai with big lips. (That Yugyeom absolutely adores.) Mark likes the idea and hops on the site and begins his order and paperwork for a marriage license. Within two days a match is found and Mark's new wife is set to arrive by the end of the week.