✘ Updates every second Friday! ✘ // Where dating apps and the process of falling in love meets (sugar) daddy kinks, BDSM and just a lot of aggressive, dirty sex // Way too many sex-less months have gone by in Levi's life, and this makes him even crankier than usual... or at least that's Hange's theory. So she decides to be helpful and creates a dating app profile in his name. "I'm very gay, very short and very angry. But don't let that scare you off, because I have a big and splendid cock and rumor has it that I'm at least decent in bed, which honestly is more than you can expect from most people nowadays~ Btw I'm also too old and cranky to try dating apps myself so I might be unaware for now of that my fabulous friend manages this thing for me!" Eren's face shifted into one of amused interest as he read the short and very odd bio. ... Intrigued, he swiped right. ✘ Also available at Archive of our own ✘

A mostly lighthearted fluff fic of EraserMic. (Spoiler-wise, this is caught up to the anime, so if you aren't caught up: read if you dare). Super cheesy and awful and I'm sorry. By the gods, I love this ship so much. A/N: Sorry for any formatting issues; I'm afraid my computer and phone disagree on what it should look like. Rating: Eh, maybe teen? Suggestive comments+lots of making out+suggested sad junk+some bad language, but in general it isn't overly explicit. - BTW I drew the cover, but it's not very good.

Eren loathes alphas with all his heart and refuses to let his omega succumb to being mated to any, but what happens when the one thing he loathes turns into the one thing he lusts. *** Just a lil note I'm just editing the story a lil so be warned although I have no intentions of changing the plot***

Everything and anything about your zodiac sign whether it be stereotypes Or real accurate facts, Who knows? What is your sign? I tried to be all deep and shit but it didn't work :/ *~Some are from Tumblr and some I made up myself~*