Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

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Cassie never expected a random online chat to turn into the most thrilling part of her life. But Eliot is different-witty, fun, and the perfect escape from the stress of classes, auditions, and everything else that makes college exhausting. Their rules are simple: no real names, no personal details, and just late-night messages that leave her breathless. But as their conversations deepen, Cassie can't shake the feeling that Eliot isn't just some anonymous guy on the internet. And when he finally pushes the boundaries of their game, offering her a new way to connect, Cassie starts wondering if she's falling for a stranger, or if Eliot is someone she's known all along.