Dean Winchester has spent most of his life in his room, watching TV shows, and avoiding people in general. He thinks he's adventurous, but when Castiel Novak shows up, Dean realizes just how much he's been missing out on. Destiel, Sabriel, Michifer, Crobby, MegxCharlie, BalthazarxAndy, and Adamandriel

Castiel Novak, (because I'm mainstream, that's why) is and always has been the school loser. Never the most popular, never the funniest, definitely not the most attractive, and with his own home-life troubles already. Some unlikely family issues ends him in Lawrence, Kansas, where he has no hope of starting afresh. Rumors carry fast, and by the end of the day, he has zero new friends and a few new bruises. Dean Winchester, the school gossip topic, the sex god, the jock, and because I'm really cliché, probably the most popular dude at Southwood High, has always lived in Lawrence, Kansas. As far as he is concerned, life is good, and he is intent in keeping it so. Okay guys this is gonna be a lot like every other Destiel fanfic you've ever read, so...

Dean Winchester is a spy for the CIA. His specialty? Extracting information from women, and sometimes men, of high status. Castiel Novak is the technician assigned to assist Dean with his missions. The catch? The two can't stand each other. What happens when they get assigned to act as a married couple to take down the criminal organization known as Hell and its leader, Crowley? Read to find out!

***Third book in the Strings Attached series*** So, maybe Dean wasn't exaggerating after all when he called this a once-in-a-lifetime trip. Marriage proposals typically don't happen more than once, after all. Will Castiel say yes, or will he break his boyfriend's heart? You'll find out less than fifty words into the book! Allow the title to haunt you as you read, because you know bad things are going to happen, but you just don't know what. You gotta love that feeling of paranoia! I don't really know why I'm writing a description at all because if you read Strings Attached and Fame Crazy, you're practically 350k words into this story already and a shitty description like this isn't going to change your mind about continuing it. If you haven't read Strings Attached and Fame Crazy, go do that right now! I'll wait.