Hey! Have you ever wanted to be the most annoying person on earth? Well sorry but that position is currently occupied by me. That's ok though, because here is your guide to be the equal most annoying person ever! It's got all you need to know to be totally annoying to everyone. Obviously as a joke of course. Trust me, press "Start Reading" and within a few days you'll come to love it. - AA

Marcy, a 19-year-old girl, living alone and is addicted to bananas, one day finds a slip of paper in one of her bananas that read 'I think I love you' along with a phone number on it. Out of sheer curiosity she decides to text it. It turns out it was the REAL Harry Styles wanting to date her. Only days after Marcy and Harry got together, things start to fall apart, and Marcy becomes even more crazy Featuring: A hotty named Jack, A probably handicapped slave, a crazy cool mom, and some guy named Bobby.

HAVE YOU EVER WONDERED HOW YOU KILL SOMEONE WITH A BANANA? WELL IN THIS STORY BY FAITHEFAYFAEONDRCAEK, YOU CAN LEARN!!!!! With extras including fun facts, this story will make you laugh. the squeamish probably shouldnt read :)

For dem basic bitches. Idk I'm bored. #readme