'don't kiss her, don't kiss her, don't kiss her.' i repeat over and over in my head. she's tempting me. she's tempting me.... real hard. ~finished~

He scoffs at me... "Do you have a problem?" I question anger boiling inside of me. "Yeah actually," he says, "why are you so needy and selfish and why are you using us and Corbyn for your problems?" "What just came out of your dumb arrogant mouth Jonah Marais?" "You heard me loud and clear princess..." he smirks feeling accomplished. I throw my hand in his face and he catches my wrist. He winks and walks away rolling his eyes in the process...

In which a boy from the boy band Why Don't We comments on a girl's Instagram post.

NEW MESSAGE: did you just fart?? NEW MESSAGE: because you just blew me away --- in which a boy texts a girl pickup lines

((Jonah Marais Fanfic)) [Second Book in my Why Don't We Series]💕

My feet left the wooden fence under me, the ground came faster and faster. I prepared for contact with the ground as I put my face in my hands. I felt strong arms grip me as I looked up. "I guess you really fell for me."

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