'don't do that. don't act like you care. i might do something stupid, like open up to you.' {or the one where phil has a photographic memory and dan is telekinetic} STARTED - 11/12/16 COMPLETED - 16/02/17

There's only two things that Dan likes: 1) colors and 2) flowers And also 3) Phil Lester (Technically three things)

"I'm straight!" "The only straight you are is a straight up liar." {or the one featuring punk!phil and pastel!dan} STARTED - 07/02/17 COMPLETED - 29/10/17

where dan is a struggling music artist and phil is a cocky, successful and a sexually frustrated producer ; copyright © 2016 ; highest ranking #5

Dan Howell has made many mistakes in life, the first of which was being born to Aphrodite (or maybe just being born at all, in his uncle's opinion). It's never made much sense that he was the son of the goddess of love, seeing as he didn't even believe in it. Still, maybe there's time for his mind to be changed when he finds himself going on a quest to retrieve his mother's "Cupid's bow" with Phil Lester, son of Ares. (thanks to @xSillyTilly for betaing and for making this cover!!)

Phil wakes up in an alternate universe. And then Phil... wakes up in an alternate universe. Both Phil's try to navigate back to their own life while simultaneously trying to deal with each others'. (AKA YouTuber!Phil tries to deal with the fact that he's in a band and he and Dan are enemies, and Band!Phil tries to understand how in any universe he and Dan could be lovers.) creds to @xSillyTilly for the amazing cover! (ominousdan.tumblr.com)

Summary: On softly lit nights Phil will kiss Dan and hold him tight. But that's only temporary. And Phil will leave Dan with words that feel like poison. (Or in which Dan is a writer, Phil is an artist and they're friends with benefits) Word Count: 13k Warnings: smut (blowjobs), mentions of cheating, swearing

"i'm counting down the days to go." or in which a boy who is waiting for his life to be over may be losing to cancer, but he also saved his best friend's life and, in return, won his heart.

in which a demon named dan accidentally falls in love with an angel named phil. {phan au} highest ranking- #27 in danisnotonfire