They were shinobi: machines trained from childhood to kill or be killed. They were experienced soldiers; tools even. And that's why you can't blame them for being idiots in everything else. (A collection of short related chapters) "I KNEW it! I knew you had the hots for her!" "I've seen cooked fish before. That's charcoal. I'm sorry that you're culinarily disabled." "And you're surprised that your son gets a heart attack when you leave your arm in the living room." "I don't care! We're watching the entire fourth season of Kunoichi Diaries and you're going to learn whether you like it or not!" :: Cover By: Cosmo_Cat924

Naruto is a boy who has been abused by his village. To reduce the number of beatings he is forced to endure, he pretends to be a happy go lucky dead last idiot. Secretly though, he trains with Kurama to become strong. After he graduates he lets go of his mask, tired of having to pretend to be happy. Kakashi, Naruto's teacher, can't understand why this child is so different from the file. As time passes, Kakashi finds himself growing closer to the boy who's eyes look older than they should.

ANBU Captain Uchiha Itachi had things well planned out, until a medic-nin with ridiculous hair went and made herself interesting. Sakura insisted she was just doing her job, but Itachi didn't quite see it that way. {Itasaku}

Description __________________ Sakura: Just wanted to be a normal girl. Wanted to have a normal life. But that's not what fate has decided. Her father happens to belong from a very powerful clan. She has the power to see the spirits of the dead. Her clan, the Haruno is a secret not to be known. She encounters the dangerous Akatsuki. Someone wants to hold her hostage. Will her team find out her true form? After all she has been trained by a sannin. .-.______________.-. How long can she keep it a secret? How long can she distance herself? Read to find out! :-)

It is a story about Sakura Haruno . ~ ☆♡☆~ 2nd ranking in stronge:#2 #2 in yandare (it was #3) #5 in comedy (it was #8) ____________ What if Sakura wasn't a fangirl ? What if Sakura was traning like Sasuke and Naruto with full strength ? What if Sakura had discovered that she is more powerful than she thought? What if Sakura parents had dead when she was 10 ? And she began acting cold? What if she found friends who get her from the loneless way? What if Sakura will become the Hokage? Many whats you will found it in this story . Enjoy ☆♡☆ Disclaimer: i don't own naruto nor the pictures. #79 haruno #901 sakura #512 uchiha #148 hokage #367 gaara

What happens when sasuke teammate karin ruins Sakuras life but Hinata helps sakura?What happens when they leave the village and find a new one and make themselves the new leaders of the village?What happens if you have to face your old friends again?

Sakura is 19 and has been abused by her parents for as long as she can remember. All her 'friends' except shika, Sai and Hinata all treat her like shit. One day when sakura is organizing files for Tsunade. She decides to read her file and she learns that she is actually the daughter of Pein and konan. They loved her but they think that see was murdered at age 7. Sakura makes it her goal to find her parents and make konaha pay for betraying her, kidnapping her from her family, abusing her, treating her like shit and for all the times they made her feel worthless. Pein, konan, Tobi ( he is actually madara not obito in this story), zetsu, kisame, itachi, deidara and Sasori (he is human in this story and is like a brother to sakura).

"Itachi-san," Sakura asked suddenly. "Have you been stalking me?" In which it took Uchiha Itachi a whole five days to declare his intentions to Haruno Sakura. In which, subtle and passive aggressive meets oblivious and in denial. Disclaimer: I do NOT own this story. This is written by paws-bell One-shot

Sato Sayaka, age thirteen, is assigned to learn the Rasengan from Namikaze Minato, the sensei of Nohara Rin, Uchiha Obito, and Hatake Kakashi. Obito is thrilled to have her on the team. Rin is glad that there's another girl to even things out. Meanwhile, Kakashi is angry to get her attention because she doesn't notice him at all, aside from being a teammate. With that in mind, Sayaka doesn't really like Kakashi because of his cocky attitude, although she is quite so cocky herself. And fan girls? I don't think Sayaka has that in her vocabulary. And a vow never to fall in love but only to strive to become the best? What will happen here and now? {Hatake Kakashi x OC} 2nd in NarutoWattyAwards (Kakashi) (2014) 3rd in TheNarutoWattyAwards (Kakashi) (2014) *Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto. ~Cover by @Jenny20

Sakura always thought she had time, that everyone she loved would always stay with her, but that dream shattered when her parents were snatched away from her, right before her eyes. It was then that she realized the cruelty of life, but being only six years old, she did the only thing that made sense to her, she moved on. No, she didn't forget her parents, in fact, she remembered them everyday, every moment, the pain was fresh, but she hid her weakness, and grew. However, she made herself a promise, to always protect those near her heart. Now, six years after her parents death, when Sakura had finally felt that she may just be healing, her past comes back to haunt her. Secrets are revealed, enemies are made, friendships betrayed, an ever dangerous threat over her head, lies unravelled and bonds strengthened. As everything in her life comes crashing down, Sakura finds herself relying more and more on Sasuke and Naruto, as all three of them form an unbreakable bond. BEING REVISED