I used to think weddings were fun. However, when your best friend is marrying your worst enemy, they kinda suck.

In which a boy, who works dressed as an elf with pointy ears and yellow tights, hates Christmas.

"welcome to detention. no talking, coughing, sneezing, giggling, weird sounds of any sort, listening to music, and most certainly, no sex on top of the desks."

"7:15, that's our time."