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Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

Meet Mayla, an opinionated woman who is witty and sarcastic and not to forget the soon to be CEO of Grayson Industries. Now meet Ryan, who is equally opinionated with a cold exterior but is a soft, loving person from inside and is a CEO himself. When they cross paths, a great story starts of love, friendship, loyalty and a mysterious happening they are unaware of. How will they conquer the challenges and problems about to come their way? ---------------------------------------------------------------------- I'm addicted to you Mayla. ~Ryan Knights I want him and he wants me. Nothing else matters anymore. ~Mayla Grayson ---------------------------------------------------------------------- By @Reynwandag This is so refreshing to read. Straight to the point and no overrated dramas...just love. By @Budi2002 The writing is amazing. The whole book is full of action, mystery and romance and the characters are amazing. This should be a series.

|| Highest Rank - #1 in Humor || Aria Daniels has one of the most vivacious personalities ever. She is a crazy teenage girl that is impossibly hard to drag down. So what happens when she finds a letter telling her that her brother has been kidnapped and won't be returned unless she pays sixty thousand dollars? She doesn't follow the rules of the letter and get the money. Oh no, in fact, she breaks into the kidnappers base with a bobby pin, steals their cupcakes, paints their abs with white paint and somehow ends up in London with a room full of gang members and a bright pink gun. This is one hell of a crazy story. ~~~~~ WARNING: This book is weird as fuck. It's no joke, I am telling you now that all the characters might as well be high on drugs the whole time because some of the shit they do makes no sense but I promise it will make you laugh (if not I'll give you a cookie). [COMPLETED] Copyright © by Laylaa Khan

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