Kyle and his family aren't what you expect. They're smartasses but are for a reason. They murder. Kill. Anything to get what they want. Kyle starts to want something from what he calls his Super Best Friend, Stan. His love. And it comes at the worst time, where he's dating Wendy. Wendy was manipulating Stan, but Stan doesn't love her to the max. The struggle between how Kyle gains Stan's affection is risky, but will it be enough to win his heart once and for all with his confusion to who he will accept as his lover? ⚠️This is a warning. If you are not into gore, you are destined not to read this. Read at your own risk⚠️ Also I won't be making any author comments, it'll make the whole thing look bad in my opinion.

My whole family is dead. Why? Because they believed in diversity, open-mindedness. A better... a better life than this. I stare up at the foreboding doors of the elven kingdom, a tall guardian against me. My first opponent. All emotion. All I once was is gone. Gone is Stanley Marshwalker, friend to all, and keeper of the peace. Replaced by the ranger, the warrior, with one mission, and one mission only. To see the Grand Wizard King, Eric Cartman, dead, with his head on a pike.