Emma van der Bilt is clever, snarky, and spoiled rotten. William Knight is cocky, impatient, and slightly dimwitted. So how exactly did Will manage to kidnap Emma and her best friend twice and live to talk about it? *** "What the hell-" I screeched. "Good morning, sunshine." I looked up in alarm and saw the smirking face of my kidnapper. His face would have made me a lot angrier had it not been terribly swollen, thanks to yours truly. "I'd say good morning, but judging by the boner on your face, I'd say you weren't having such a good morning." His self-satisfied smirk fell almost instantly, and his partner-in-crime laughed out loud from the driver's seat. "Actually," he said, "I'm having a pretty good morning. My luck's about to change. You wanna know why?" I didn't answer. "I'll tell you why. I've successfully kidnapped the daughter of one of the richest men in the country." "Don't start counting your lucky stars just yet. This isn't over yet," I snapped. "Isn't it?" he asked, raising the eyebrow above his good eye. His other one remained in a permanent squint, and it made it kind of hard to take him seriously. "I'm not the one who's naked and tied up in a stranger's back seat." I glanced down at myself and noticed for the first time that I was in my bra and panties. Honestly, I was kind of relieved. When he'd said "naked," I'd assumed he meant birthday-suit naked, not half-naked. *** Warning: Rated PG-13 for sexual content and language. Mostly language. I have a colorful vocabulary.

"My beautiful Puppet Boy and my beautiful Puppet Girl." A teenage boy and girl find themselves trapped in the lair of a crazy man obsessed with human puppetry. __________________ #1 in horror - 12/6/15 [featured - 12/30/15] IMPORTANT NOTICE - if you're reading this story on a site that is not www.wattpad.com then you could be at risk of a malware attack. Furthermore, please go to this link: www.wattpad.com/user/z0mbies, and report to me where you are reading this story. Thank you. WARNING: This story contains distressing material. Reader discretion advised. The characters in this book are fictional. Any resemblance to actual persons living or dead is entirely coincidental.

The Sequel to "A.I.". Darkiplier has sent 'S34N' A.K.A. 'BingSeptic' to spy on his rival; Antisepticeye. However, Anti is hard to track down and isn't happy to learn what Dark has done to Jack. Now both sides feel threatened by the other and BingSeptic feels lost in the middle. How can he gain Anti's trust, when Anti only sees him as a 'Glitch Bitch' sent from Darkiplier. If Anti and Dark go to war... He may be forced to choose a side, but what will that do to his relationship with Google?

Mark and Jack just wanted a nice vacation. Both work hard as detectives at their own agency, and desperate from some time away from drama and crime. The brochure was so promising when they saw it. A nice camping retreat with other couples. What could go wrong? Apparently everything... A collaboration with the super talented whatsastory! Book cover by the amazing SapphireGemixo!

(Completed) What happens over the course of five delicious dishes will make an evening neither of them will ever forget. A six part story about finding someone when expecting someone else. Book cover by the awesome @NoOneToRemember2147

In which there is a debate between an optimist and a pessimist. If you don't know what either means, don't be embarrassed. An optimist always thinks that the world is full of hope. The pessimist will just shake his head and say, "Nope". So do you think it's right to believe everything is great every day? Or see that everything is more worse than the next in every single way? A poem submitted for the Everything is Awesome Scholarship Slam 2015.

Charlie (Charlotte) is in the business of breaking men's hearts to make them become better, wholesome, husband material men. She begins a secret club of girls who disguise themselves to take down some of the biggest jerks out there. It's only after being assigned her toughest case yet, does she take on the challenge herself. Disguising herself to be ugly and un-presentable, she challenges her college's biggest player to have a relationship with her. Can she follow her own rules and not fall in love?

When aliens invade, four baristas are forced to become the saviours of the world. Grab your double-shot of java and strap in - it's going to be a bumpy ride! ***** In the Earth's darkest hour, unexpected heroes are stirring... their coffee, that is. Four baristas on a camping trip are under-qualified to save the world from an alien invasion. But thanks to a hologram with no fashion sense, newly developed superpowers and an alien with a guilty conscience, they've landed the job anyway! So grab your double-shot of java, your blueberry muffin and strap in - Hasta barista, baby. [[2018 Wattys winner and twice featured]] [[word count: 100,000-150,000 words]] Please note this is a sample of the book, which has been published and is available for purchase: Ebook: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B09WKFVKQJ Paperback: https://www.amazon.com/dp/1644342154

While visiting Mark, Jack gets bored and decides to record a challenge video for his fans using Mark's computer. How will Mark react? Book Cover made by 'HiImSoul.'

Third Book and Sequel to 'Show Me Your Submission'. Jack is back. Under Kate's guidance, Jack begins to finally learn what it truly means to be a Submissive. When things suddenly take a dark turn. Trevor's new Master isn't just anyone. He's the Master of Dominion and he has got his eyes on Jack. However, Jack isn't the only one in trouble. This Master is playing for keeps and it's going to take 'The Master Of Submission' to turn the tables. It's time to see who is really in control.