"Yeah it's been a while." Dan laughed. "10 years is longer than a while Dan" Dan and Phil have successful lives. They haven't seen their friends or family in 10 years. Phil decides to pop the question and an old friend decides to bring the gang back. Involves: Major Character Death, homophobic slurs, transphobic slurs, abuse, neglecting, drug use, and suicide. I love comments This book has more drama than my last and that's saying ALOT [Sequel to The Good The Bad And The Dirty] Started: October 19th 2019 Ended: Side pairs: Fack, Jyatt, Kickthepj

I wrote this when I was 13 and I'm so embarrassed of it, I wanna delete this story so bad because it's actual trash but so many people like it so I'm keeping it up. I'm so sorry I wouldn't bother reading this my writing has improved so much. Philip Lester didn't believe in Love. Until He did. Daniel Howell loved love. He couldn't wait to meet his soul mate. Little did he know his soul mate was right in front of him. Warnings⚠️ Self harm mention, rape attempt, abuse, sexual content, and death Punk!Phil and Pastel!Dan Side Pairings: Kickthepj, Fack, Jyatt and Sophia Lillis and Jeremy Taylor Started: August 7th 2018 Ended: September 29th 2018

Exhibit A of my sleep-deprived 2am mind 🥀

phan // sugar and smoke rings, i've been a fool

"so what if i'm crazy? the best people are." |suicide squad based phan au| |rated r|

"you miss it; the bone-chilling thrill from the narrow escapism of outsmarting cops and the head-spinning adrenaline rush of hiding out in hotel room after hotel room. the blood-rushing high of pulling the trigger on your victim, just to go and do it all over again the next day. but you don't just miss it, you desire it. you need it." |lowercase intended| |sequel to drop dead|

"and this," dan exhaled, bruises peppering his moonlight-lit wrists as he turned the trickling, metal faucet and ceased the bone-chilling water. phil's azure irises lingered dismally on the hanging corpse; a man drowned by his own undying secrecy. "is how to get away with murder." |ex-cop!phil x murderer!dan| |rated r|

"you've been drinking like the world was gonna end." "for me, it did." - where a fighter with anger issues meets an strangely-alluring artist [lowercase intended]

"because as you know all too well, my dear phil, i sometimes want you to just drop dead." "ah, but you see, the feeling is mutual, howell." |serialkiller!phil x depressed!dan| |lowercase intended|

i wanna make them scared, like i could be anywhere. like i'm reckless. - where dan gets nosebleeds and phil helps him murder someone. [phan ; rated r] [lowercase intended]