she didn't speak because her brain was to busy screaming. in which elizabeth cullen didn't speak because of the unspeakable things she saw, until alistair brought her back to reality. ( alistair x oc ) ( june 2017 - november 2017 ) ( --timeless© ) ( twilight fanfic award winner for best nomad fic )

Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!