The Gorillaz. Known throughout the lands as the greatest musical group ever to be formed, many know their music and their name- but not many know their story. Luckily for you, the Gorillaz have been so gracious as to provide us with an interview, which we have kindly rewritten into a book. Discover the secrets behind Murdoc's satanism, the story of 2-D's many injuries, Russell's tale woe, and the legend of the mysterious Noodle. That's right, it's all here. Just read it. (Note: This is purely fictional, and I have nothing to do with the actual Gorillaz)

Scott Pilgrim was absolutely SURE that he was in lesbians with Ramona Flowers. Well, he was. Until she dumped him. Now, Scott's alone, depressed, and all that good stuff. In the midst of his depression, things start to look up for him and unexpectedly, Wallace. Neighbors move in! Three girls and three guys. When catches his eye, it seems too good to be true. She seems like Ramona 2.0. But is it too good to be true? Collaboration w/ JeromeTheYoshi 2014 @DannyEnder & @JeromeTheYoshi

It's 1963. It feels like there's all the time in the world, but that's all it is- just a feeling. The clock is ticking, and the sun is setting. It's my mind that is held secret, but my actions that will be known world wide. It's my name that will soak your history books in blood. You can hear what sounds like "truth" from the media, or you can read what is reality right here.

She wasn't born cool for the summer, so they locked her up in the basement thinking she would rot there. How wrong they were when they found out that she lived a secret life down there... and what a life! Oh, I forgot to introduce her to you. Her name is Poot. INTRODUCTION VIDEO BY THE AUTHOR: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mtYdReP7xnU