Dumbest questions and randomest thoughts

Around the globe there are jokes floating around the Internet. In this unlimited joke book you will laugh, cry, scream, fart, and other stuff I shouldn't know or find out. So go to the bathroom before attempting to read this book.

Riley Medina, a 26 year old who works at Hooters,her true passion is to be a designer. she is outgoing, witty at times and likes men in suits, but she wants nothing to do with men and relationships, so what will happen when she meets her Brothers best man? He is the kind of Man her parents warned her about, charming and too smooth for his own good. Riley never listened to her parents anyway. Axel Decker, 28, A multi millionaire and CEO of Decker Enterprises. His Father owns the Company, His mother is ill, she has been pestering her only son to settle down. He has only been seen with One women since he has been Famous. he is famous because he is one of the youngest CEO's to ever help run such a vast company. He's a workaholic and has no time for flings or fake relationships with women who use him for his money and fame. He is immediately intrigued when a Gorgeous Brunette, who so happens to be his best friends little sister, countlessly teases him.

What happened after college? Find out here.

▶Book Three in Dark Choices series◀ Once the mask was lifted and the truth was revealed, Karen Michaels thought it would be all over now. But when Victor Devries went insane and showed his true vampire nature, the struggle began again. He left a bizarre note behind, warning the trio about an unknown enemy. The faceless enemy is everywhere, watching their every move, waiting silently to strike. Amidst the search for the enemy, new dead bodies turn up in the town because of Victor. While Victor is on an unstoppable blood drinking spree, the foreseen war between vampires and werewolves takes its initiation, beginning with the murders of weak supernaturals. The clock is ticking, time is rushing, and the darkest days have begun. Even with Nate and Jon at her side, Karen faces the most difficult choices in her life until now. After all, last months were just the calm before the storm. Cover by @supernovass Highest Ranking #7 in Vampire

A WATTPAD FEATURED STORY #1 IN HUMOR "SATAN!" Gabby grinned, out of the blue. "Dude, why on earth will you find us a ship name? That too SATAN?" I complained, while Jenny slapped her forehead. * Rebellious, fierce, and outspoken. Samantha Harris is everything you could ask for in a girl. There is nothing stereotypical about her. First benches are not her thing, the last time she topped her exams was years back in her dreams, and she is definitely not a queen-bee. Outcast is what describes her the best. Warning : Do not cuss in front of her. She hates it with a passion. Now meet Trystan Ryder. Suave, charming, narcissistic, flirty - he is everything Samantha hates in a boy. Social rader begins with him. With a smile that can kill a million, he exactly knows how to win hearts. Warning : He cusses a lot. Have you ever wondered what will happen if you are interlocked with a person you just cannot tolerate to do a job? And not just any job, but a babysitting one, to be specific? A lot of chaos, right? That's what happens when Samantha and Trystan are compiled to babysit a three month old. Spending four hours together they do a lot of things - almost burn the owners kitchen, stalk his girlfriends, and lose the baby in WalMart. Wait? Did you expect something more romantic? Well, there is a reason their ship name is SATAN.

If you're judging this book by its cover and title, you're already proving the point this story wants to make. Try to move past this satirical obstacle in front of you. This is a story about bullying, and like the hundreds of other books on the topic, it will show you the harsh reality of being discriminated, belittled, ridiculed for something you cannot control- how you look, who you love, or what you believe in. But unlike these books, this story's sole purpose is not to tear your heart out of your chest as you mourn over your loss of faith in humanity. Instead, this book will make you laugh and love alongside these characters. Just like in life, there will be moments of dread and surrender, but there will also be moments of happiness, laughter, and love. - Naomi Lorraine, better known as Nerdy Naomi with her thick-rimmed glasses and straight-A report card, is the most unpopular girl in her school. Even with the help of her sarcastic comebacks, that doesn't stop her from getting bullied by everyone in Dartwell High. Every day her childhood bully, Raymond Meyers, knocks her off her feet, literally. However, she can't do anything but survive the laughs, insults, and bruises high school gives her. There are three senior transfer students, dubbed the Three Musketeers: Bennett Frazier, Jordan Wallace, and Declan Lynch. All in one day, Naomi catches their attention one by one. With her snarky attitude, but innocent look, they can't help but want her. But not the way you're thinking. Oh no, not like that. Instead, it's probably the whole opposite. It's quite simple really. She'll be their good girl. And they'll be her bad boys. ~ [This story is a first draft written by a 13 to 15-year-old girl so it has its fair share of grammar mistakes and plot holes.] Wattys 2015 Talk of the Town Award Second Place Story of 2015 Best Humor and Overall Points of The Fiction Awards 2016 Third in the Writers Awards 2016 Highest Ranks: #1 Humor, #1 Teen Fiction

Love is patient, love is kind but above all, love is hard. "I am here to see the Archangel." "Aren't we all?" Replied the guard after chuckling at the blatant naivety of the frail woman. "Name?" "I'm here to see the Archangel." She replied stubbornly still not looking up from her shoes that peeked out from the bottom of her cloak, revealing more of her toes through their large holes than the muddy, worn leather that formed the patchwork shoe itself. They were her last pair. Not that she had taken many substitutes with her when she had left. A hasty departure was never well planned.