Update 3.2.2022: I am rebooting this fic with a more robust storyline while sticking to every main plot point of the original. This fic was written mostly when I was around 12-13 so I wanted to update it with my more advanced writing! Love you all. • • • You (the reader) are a neko (you can turn into a cat). Bender: Hey, meatbag? Where's the booze you promised? Me: You'll need it after this. *evil laughter* This is my first "x Reader" so please don't kill me! I'm making it unlike any other kinds of "x Readers". I'm making it more of an adventure. Not that I have any problem with other kinds of "x Readers", I'm just changing up this one :) It MAY SEEM really long, but it isn't, I promise. The chapters are super short (and suspenseful) so please enjoy!!

Samantha Griffin is the oldest child of Lois and Peter Griffin, but Peter's friend Quagmire has a crush on her. Things stir between Brian and Sam. Everything just turns into a love square, between Brian, Quagmire, Samantha and her boyfriend, Finn.

Sometimes life is just too hard.