Korea goes into an uproar when its announced that its faceless King, Kim Namjoon, likes men and only men. In an effort to get him married off, his grandmother holds a competition in which the winner will become the King's spouse. Korea's gay men gather to win over the King's heart, but from just one look Namjoon feels himself drawn to one particular candidate, Kim Seokjin.

Seokjin was pure, kind hearted, and intelligent. He was everything a demon like Namjoon craved for, but in a different way.

Kim Namjoon is the ugliest professor at Bulletproof University... ...or so they thought. #96 in Fanfiction 170512 #1 in NamJin 170827 #4 in Yoonseok 171026 #1 in angst 180711 Managed to stay ranked #842 in Fanfiction for 19 days straight. 161106-25 #44 in BTS 180513 (Cross-posted to AO3)

"honestly i dont care abt ur kinks, buy me nerd ropes." in which namjoon falls in love with an innocent boy

Mr and Mrs Parker would like nothing more than for their daughter to give up her "silly notions" of becoming a successful author and become a doctor, or a lawyer, instead. However, twenty-one-year-old Anna Parker is determined to live her life by her own means and make her own choices for the first time in her life. Under the pseudonym of Song Mina she writes, and although she manages to get a few works published, sales are abominable. Three years of cup noodles and late rent have gotten to her, and our heroine is near the breaking point when she meets the worlds most unlikely inspiration. A fan named Kim Namjoon. ~Credit for the beautiful cover goes to occamy!~