***VOTED BEST LAUGH BY WARRIORS WATTY AWARDS*** WELCOME TO THE ORIGINAL 50 WAYS TO GET KICKED OUT OF JAYFEATHER'S DEN!! THIS IS A BIG BOOK FULL OF SPOOFS! FOLLOW BRAMBLECLAW ON HIS ADVENTURES!! BUT MAKE SURE THAT YOU DONT TRY ANY OF THIS AT HOME! This book depicts highly trained professionals. If you would like to do a similar book to this, please PM me and I'll check it out! But PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE give me credit because I don't want any confusion! That's right. NO STEALY STEALY STALKERS. All of these spoofs I worked very hard on, and would appreciate it if there would be NO MORE COPIERS! I have already had too much of that. I THANK ALL OF MY FOLLOWERS FOR MAKING THIS BOOK SUCH A SUCCESS!!

Basically 25 Warrior cat flaws. DUH. !!SPOILER ALERT!! *cue the dramatic firealarm...wait, what?* Hey, you there. No, not you. Yes you. Read this book, okay? (This book is completed, so please stop sending me private messages with suggestions. Cuz it's getting rather annoying)

*thoroughly editing* Reedstar once had a terrifying dream of flesh-eating cats surrounding him as a kit. He thought nothing of it until the day he met one face to face. His selfishness drove him to kill others for the sake of himself. Flesh-eaters loom around every corner of the territories in SpiritClan, DarkClan and LightClan. Will Reedstar kill everyone to save himself or will the flesh-eaters beat him to it?

Perfection is the first word Nightkit hears, the first adjective she's described as. The only word she cares about. The only thing she needs to be. It's the only thing anyone needs to be. It's the only thing anyone can be. Nightkit is perfect. Her sister is not. Dawnkit was born crippled. After her mother is severely punished, she begs for her daughter's life. And, unexplainably, Froststar spares her. Dawnkit has two moons as an apprentice. No more, no less. Two moons to prove herself, to provide the Clan a reason she should be kept alive even though she isn't perfect. Nightkit knows it won't be enough time. [originally posted on the warriorcats forums. I don't own warriors, but this idea is mine]

The New Clans: DawnClan MistClan BrackenClan. Will they make it through the forest after a terrible disaster destroys their homes forever? The rival cats have to learn to get on, or their lives hang in the balance. A New Prophecy has been sent from Starclan to all three Medicine Cats. What does it mean? 3 Cats, 3 Clans, 3 totally different life styles. Can the Medicine Cats figure out the Prophecy before it is too late?