Everyone has a record. But when Death finds a discrepancy in the computer systems at KFC, she encounters the empty file of someone she never expected to find. With a fast beating heart and a ton of courage, she breaks the cardinal rule of Afterlife Management... Do not --under any circumstance-- interact with humans. Prompt #57

I died yesterday. But to make no mistake. This is not a story about death. This is a story about love. Not lust. Not anger. Not forgiveness. Not desire. Just love. Stories aren't so simple this way anymore I think. This one is simple enough. Girl meets Boy. She hates boy, but she finds him intriguing. She learns more about him and suddenly his golden dark brown eyes remind her of the setting sun. Suddenly hate... is dislike... then friendship... then kindness... Suddenly it is love. In this story... Girl meets boy. But first the girl must die. Second she has to become his food. Third, the Boy must reveal his darkest secret. That he is no boy at all. But a monster the world had thought they'd killed off long, long ago. A Nosferatu. A lineage of vampires that would make any man's -magical or human-blood freeze over in fear. So really this story is dead Girl meets undead Boy and discovers she must be his food for eternity. But trust me, I promise... it's not that complicated.

In a world that's 100% realistic... Well... except the fact that vegetables are anthropomorphic, and everyone just seems to be cool with it... Discover the life of Steven, a rebellious carrot who's sick of his dead-end life in the fridge, and how everything changes when he crosses paths with... YOU!

In which a Subway worker teaches her customer the real reason why people use condiments

Welcome to Write Diversity, a Book of BIPOC Face claims, feature descriptions, and tips on character authentication from real people of color.

Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

❝Tell me a story, love.❞ In which, a slave girl tells a bloodthirsty king a story in exchange for her life. [07.15.16] all rights reserved ©2016

Are you an introvert or do you just realize being around people is freakin' annoying? Either way you will relate to these hilarious memes in your own special way. Note: I do not claim to be the sole and exclusive owner of the content I make available through this book.

A collection of very creepy experiences I have had over the years with my 4 year old daughter Mey. I want to say that everything I write in this book will be TRUE experiences I have been a part of with my daughter. I am in no way saying I have seen ghosts or anything of that kind. Nor have I ever heard them. Believe if you want, if not then well, don't. SOMETIMES I'LL UPLOAD PICTURES! Highest ranks #1 in Horror #1 in Scary #1 in Creepy #1 in Fright #1 in Fear #1 in Creepypasta