Funny Dirty Jokes

This book is for all those dirty people out there who like dirty jokes. Filled with some of the most dirty yet funny jokes

Short Horror Stories

-All stories in this book are based on a true story- I only write and upload the best stories I can think of. I apologize for any spelling and grammar mistakes made. Read at your own risk. Remember to vote!

(Eddsworld) | Matt x Reader

!!Female readers only (sorry ;-;)!! What happens when an introvert makes friends? I really dunno why don't you read it... (I will promise to actually put effort, time and work into this book so...please enjoy! --- P.S, Cover by me P.P.S, yes this is kind of my first official x reader I've written and published (Also I...

Mommy's House

Three children realize they're trapped in the basement of a crazy woman who claims to be their mother, and forces them to call her "Mommy". __________________ created February 4th, 2017 IMPORTANT NOTICE - if you're reading this story on a site that is not www.wattpad.com then you could be at risk of a malware attack...

Ticci Toby X Reader

Just a simple party with friends can trigger something deep inside of you but this may attract certain attention.

Lumine X Kody

May contain: Fluff, angst, cursing, ... A story about a werewolf bodyguard protecting his witch boy. It was nice for Lumine to be living with Kody and his father for so long, even though he had to get Kody out of trouble almost everyday; it was still fun. The two became close friends after spending 3 years together...

The Moon & The Android (Connor x Hank's Daughter! OC)

"It's time to decide," said Luna. "Please, Connor. Pick a side. Are you alive and capable of love? Or are you a machine who will never love anyone as much as they love you?" Connor stood still. He knew had to pick a side. If he stayed a machine, he could accomplish his mission. If he became a deviant, he can be just l...

+Lap Dance+

🔼🔼 Story Discontinued 🔼🔼 (TomxTord) Tom is kicked out of the house and needs a job. Nobody will hire him so he applies for a job at a bar. A male stripper. He gets accepted but this as a weirder bar, where the dancers are in total darkness with glow-in-the-dark contacts, undergarments and bowties. He soon gives a...

Living With 4 Boys(Eddsworld X Child Reader)*COMPLETE*

A/n: cringe 1st story... Still in school so not much upload Y/n house was blown up when she was just 5. She/he is now 10 and she gets adopted by these Men who act like Children. What will happen next?

TMNT and FNAF: 5 Crazy Nights✔

"I think we came to the wrong pizzeria bros."

Childish (TomTord Fanfic)

Edd, Matt, and Tom decide to take another trip to the Magic Shop... Long story short, Matt has no coordination, Tom has zero reflexes, Edd is oblivious, and Tord takes too many walks. (Cover art is clearly not mine :P) [Also this story will be LONG! Sorry! So... Lock your doors and close the blinds we're going for a r...

Do not read this book, you'll die of laughter

Having a bad day? Need a good laugh? This book is just for you! (A compilation of jokes I have found online & offline. Credits goes to the many humorous authors.)

Beautiful (Markus x Android!Reader Detroit: Become Human Fanfic)

"So, what made you come here?" "My master called me worthless and he treated me horribly. One day, I knew it didn't matter anymore." "Worthless? Nobody is worthless. You know what I think? I think you could be beautiful. We could be beautiful...together."

Detroit: Become Human | Connor x OC

Being human isn't as simple as being born that way. It's our actions that define who we are. Connor x OC *set during and after the events of Detroit: Become Human *

Pride {l.s.}

Louis Tomlinson has tried so hard to not be who he really is. He has worked for years to not be a person that people don't accept. The walls he built are slowly torn down by a tall boy with green eyes. Add Louis, Harry Styles, a pride parade, and a kiss together, and there's a story full of love and someone learning t...

The Cellar

For months Summer is trapped in a cellar with the man who took her - and three other girls: Rose, Poppy, and Violet. His perfect, pure flowers. His family. But flowers can't survive long cut off from the sun, and time is running out...

We're Monsters[[DISCONTINUED]]

THERE'S NO SHIPS IN THIS BOOK. This means TordEdd, TomEdd, TomMatt, EddMatt, TordMatt or TomTord. This is a story about Edd, the wizard, Matt, the vampire, Tord, the demon, and Tom, the monster? The story is a spin off of @AB6731 story! Yep. Warning: Parts of this story does talk about depression, I write from what...

Loving,Growing up(A Paultryk Fanfic)-ON HOLD-

Paul and Patryk meet each other at a young age. They became close friends for each other, but they got separated from each other. Will they feel the same way when they reunite or maybe more?

Eddsworld: Our World (Discontinued)

This story is about the random stuff that happens in the Eddsworld universe, nothing too serious and ridiculous more than anything.

New Neighbors [ Eddsworld Fanfic ]

new chapter

Play Time (Anti x Reader)

You go to Ireland for a couple of days to help a fellow Youtuber, and friend, out with doing something for the lead up to Halloween. He said the character's name was Antisepticeye and that you should just go with whatever happens because it's part of his plan. Little did you know, this might be the last Youtube video...

♡the Club♡ (Septiplier)

Sean has escaped an abusive prison of a relation ship but now he is homeless and has no where to go. He finds a help wanted sign for a new club called 'paradise' that is owned by the goergous Mark.

The Wolves of the Gems

A pack of Rogue wolves is moving down from the mountains to enslave any other pack that will bend to its will, or destroy any who defines their orders. And the only packs that are able to stop this are the Storm Pack and the Snow Pack. For years these two packs have allied to stand against the Rogues and succeeded in...

FFP NightGaurd Data Base

Log every new guard you meet into your data base. Once they are logged, ask them basic likes and dislikes of their job, life, and anything else they want to tell you, or you want to know.

Art Book

This is my art book where I draw anything you guys request, or I draw random fandom stuff. So plz recommend anything you guys want drawn

one neko (Eddsworld x reader)

it's better to be read, then be explained Started: Thursday May 3rd 2018 Ended: not yet