This book is for all those dirty people out there who like dirty jokes. Filled with some of the most dirty yet funny jokes

-All stories in this book are based on a true story- I only write and upload the best stories I can think of. I apologize for any spelling and grammar mistakes made. Read at your own risk. Remember to vote!

!!Female readers only (sorry ;-;)!! What happens when an introvert makes friends? I really dunno why don't you read it... (I will promise to actually put effort, time and work into this book so...please enjoy! --- P.S, Cover by me P.P.S, yes this is kind of my first official x reader I've written and published (Also I apologise for spelling errors)

Three children realize they're trapped in the basement of a crazy woman who claims to be their mother, and forces them to call her "Mommy". __________________ created February 4th, 2017 IMPORTANT NOTICE - if you're reading this story on a site that is not www.wattpad.com then you could be at risk of a malware attack. Furthermore, please go to this link: www.wattpad.com/user/z0mbies, and report to me where you are reading this story. Thank you. WARNING: This story contains distressing material. Reader discretion advised. The characters in this book are fictional. Any resemblance to actual persons living or dead is entirely coincidental.

Just a simple party with friends can trigger something deep inside of you but this may attract certain attention.

May contain: Fluff, angst, cursing, ... A story about a werewolf bodyguard protecting his witch boy. It was nice for Lumine to be living with Kody and his father for so long, even though he had to get Kody out of trouble almost everyday; it was still fun. The two became close friends after spending 3 years together, considering themselves brothers. They slept in the same room, changed together, went to school together. They always shared everything that was happening until.. something changes. At the age of 16, Lumine starts to feel different. Will this affect his relationship with Kody? What will happen next? Find out reading! - Going through editing ALTHOUGH the story isn't finished yet -

"It's time to decide," said Luna. "Please, Connor. Pick a side. Are you alive and capable of love? Or are you a machine who will never love anyone as much as they love you?" Connor stood still. He knew had to pick a side. If he stayed a machine, he could accomplish his mission. If he became a deviant, he can be just like his moon kissed angel. The Moon already picked a side. She wanted to be with the deviants even if she was human. She always saw how alive the deviants are, but the humans didn't see that in them. She has been on the deviants' side ever since day one. The Android was born with one mission. Help the humans find deviants. He was born a machine and treated like a machine. Not many liked his kind, except for The Moon. After they met, they couldn't think of a life without each other. Neither wanted to live without the other, but now it all depended on The Android. Will he work together with the deviants and The Moon to free his kind? Or will he betray the girl he loves to complete his mission?

🔼🔼 Story Discontinued 🔼🔼 (TomxTord) Tom is kicked out of the house and needs a job. Nobody will hire him so he applies for a job at a bar. A male stripper. He gets accepted but this as a weirder bar, where the dancers are in total darkness with glow-in-the-dark contacts, undergarments and bowties. He soon gives a private show for a new person, but is He really all that new to Tom?

A/n: cringe 1st story... Still in school so not much upload Y/n house was blown up when she was just 5. She/he is now 10 and she gets adopted by these Men who act like Children. What will happen next?

"I think we came to the wrong pizzeria bros."