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The Bad Boys' Soft Boys' Lonely Hearts Club - The Full Package by Sam_le_fou
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Four bad boys, Ayden, Hayden, Brayden, and Okayden, try to form a school club to learn how to fight their bad boy instincts, or succumb to cliches trying. ******* When Ayden's six-pack appeared when he was nine, he realized that he was born to be a bad boy. Far for embracing it, he has dedicated his whole life to avoid every cliche in the book, from girls with mysterious pasts stumbling into him in the hallways, to always changing schools to be the "mysterious new kid," to ancient beings asking him to be a chosen one every other day. But a fated encounter with the captain of the football team makes him realized that he is not the only one cursed with being a bad boy. There are others like him. Alone, they are weak. Together, they are strong. Sort of. With the mission to finding others cursed with being bad boys, Ayden and his new friends will work together to make a school club where they can help each other avoid the trappings of cliche and finish the school year unscathed. That is, if they can convince the student council president to let them form the club in the first place. [SEASON 1 COMPLETED] [SEASON 2 COMPLETED] [SEASON 3 COMPLETED] Cover by @Feralshadow
Kanye West Is His Kanye Best by venomlrh
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KANYE WEST BABYYYYYYYYY I love Kanye even more than Kanye loves Kanye or do i
Kidnapped By a Hottie! by stereotypical_aliens
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A parody. I always thought my life would be normal. That is until I got kidnapped by a hottie. Cover by: @Fractured_Moonlight
LIGHTENING MCQUEEN 'S TWIN BROTHER (A Cars Fanfiction) by SquirticusMaximus
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This is the story of how Lightening Mcqueen was born, and with.......a twin? ~~~ Join Lightening Mcqueen and his twin brother Lightening Knifesexy on an exciting journey through siblinghood and beyond! (LIGHTING MCQUEEN DOES BELONG TO DISNEY PIXAR AND LIGHTING KNIFESEXY BELONGS TO JANECONQUEST!) Also, Rehetheunicorn made the AMAZING AND GLORIOUS cover Thank you.
Worst Story on Wattpad ✓ by arcticstars
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Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!
The Billionaire's Billionaire  ✔️ by Chogiwhynot
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Adam is a billionaire, but he is also secretly a billionaire. Did I mention he's a billionaire? Also he's hiding a dark secret. And then there's Kiera Renesmee Jermagesty McKenna Ricardo Rosa de la Montoya Ramirez, a broke waitress who struggles to feed her cheese stick addiction. What happens when their paths cross? How does one make a sandwich with no bread? Is it sexier to cry in Italian or in Turkish? Was there a table in The Lion King? Did they name the fruit orange after the color orange or did they name the color orange after the fruit orange? Read on to possibly find out. Warning: Reading this book may cause a loss of brain cells. Writing this absolute shitfest of a book caused me to drop at least 50 IQ points. Consider yourselves warned. Cover is by @panickedsociety (Highest ranks: #1 in Parody, #1 in satire, #9 in Humor)