Bob has got to be the worst vampire in the world. Without a guide to learn how to be a good vampire, he's making it up as he goes along... while holding down a day job. [Previously Featured #2 Vampire ] ***** Everything I'm about to tell you is a lie. Well, except the parts that actually happened, but I'm supposed to let you guess which those are. The parts about me being a vampire, working at a porn shop, and being completely clueless about vampires, those are completely true. Oh, the parts about Claude, my best friend for life, being a gentleman thief? All true. This is NOT a misguided and sordid tell-all about being a modern-day vampire. (wink wink) My vampire club for accidental vampires, Friends of Vlad does not exist. Neither do vampires like the terrifying and beautiful Beatrice. There is no big bad vampire boss named Harry pushing vampires into the 21st Century. Also nope about the vampire club in the heart of Toronto and a big nope on Madame Vera's House of the Not-so-dead. I'm just an ordinary guy who became a vampire. Nothing unusual about that. Nothing at all... [BOOK ONE of CHASING THE SUN SERIES] REVIEWS: @DavidJThirteen Humour has to be one of the toughest genres to get right. This book really pulls it off. Thank you for an enjoyable, entertaining read! @SharylFriend This was awesome beyond mere words!!! Should be a BESTSELLER! @Signed_Sealed_96 This has been by far the best and funniest book I've read. I love this and I can't wait to tell my friends about this b'%&hing vampire story I read nonstop.

[Available for preorder!] Zelda Ravensdale wants to graduate from Madame LeBleu's School for Godmothers at the top of her class, but with her magic acting up, she must prove herself worthy by completing a special mission from the headmistress herself. Lonely Crown Prince Leo has no interest in becoming king. When he wishes away his crown, he sets off a series of events that risk upsetting the balance of magic in the modern world. The fairies need an ally on the throne to keep magic under their control and as a lover of the magical sciences, Leo is the perfect candidate. Now Zelda must convince Leo to keep his crown, but that's easier said than done. When they discover a magical organization bent on stealing magic for themselves - and taking out the crown prince with fairy sympathies - every Happily Ever After and even their lives are on the line.

Artemis?! Zoe?! Perseus Jackson, what is going on with your life right now? This spells trouble for everyone. A little bit of a different plot line I suppose. Read if you want, ignore if you don't. Tantalizingly amazing...nah. I can't say that. Depends on the reader, not the writer. Disclaimer: Rick Riordan owns PJO/HOO. #Wattys2015

Who do you think Perseus Jackson is? A hero? Legend? Loyal? How about confused,tortured, and lonely? Percy Jackson is son of Posideon, one of the Big Three, and Savior of Olympus twice. Percy is accused of attacking his new half-brother, and the entire camp turns on him. Poseidon has disowned him, and he loses his only safe haven from monsters and Promidials-Camp Half-Blood. What will he do to survive? Will he seek vengance? Read to find out! DISCLAIMER: PJO belongs to Rick Riordan! Also, I will have a couple OCs and made-up things/events so dont freak saying it's not in the book.

What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas, right? What happens when you wake up in Vegas married? Well, you try to figure out what the hell happened then go from there. For Mikaela Nero, there is no going back. Her newly acquired husband makes her an offer she has no choice but to accept. What motives will she find along the way? What will she discover about herself?

I've read a bunch of fan-fictions for Percy Jackson and I've finally decided to write one of my own. It's a mixture of things I've taking from other fan-fictions and from the ideas that have filled my mind lately. I don't really have a plan so I can't really explain what's going to happen. I write a lot of books (not just fan-fiction) and I've learned that no matter how much you plan out a story you can't always control the outcome. I hope you like it and bare with me please. ❗️Please check CeeCee's Sunday Update for weekly update dates❗️

They thought they were capturing him. His family thought he was dead. None of them realized he was safer in the hands of an enemy rather than his own fathers. Verbal and physical abuse was normal in his life, and getting used to having your father hate you is hard, but must be done in order to live. Being captured by an enemy is on nobody's to do list, but yet it happens with no warning, this young pups life is changed forever. For better or worst you can decide. I do NOT own Percy Jackson or any of the other characters. Rick Riordan does!!

Percy felt his heart turn to lead. They broke up. They really did. Whatever came between them was unknown, but one thing's for sure: If he can't have what he wants, he'll destroy everything he once loved. * * * SPOILER ALERT! * * * "Percy, you can't be serious!" Nico cried. Was this the Percy that he once saw as a mythical figure? the savior of Camp Half-Blood? "Destroying your home?" Percy scoffed and raised his sword at the Greek demigods. "Camp Half-Blood was never my home. The Twelfth Legion is! I swear on the River Styx, I will lead war on you graecus scum by the Feast of Spes."

Percy Jackson had a rough life, full of sorrow and pain. But now, as lead singer-songwriter and guitarist of the world famous band Elysium, he has it all. And he doesn't want any of it. But what happens to the troubled star when ghosts from a painful past start to reappear? With he be able to survive, or will the memories drag him back to the abyss he barely pulled himself out of? ALL CREDIT GOES TO:Shadow Of The Wolf on Fanfiction.net!

"Always." "That's what we were supposed to be, but you gave up on us." ... Percy and Artemis have been friends since they remember. They made the hunt together, and they depended on each other. Orion, the hunter that single handedly stole the Silver Maiden's heart. Quickly getting accepted into the group as Percy's adorable little brother and Artemis' boy toy. Obsessed with these new feelings of infatuation, Artemis killed Percy over a man she just met. But Percy is reborn, and everything would've been a lot easier if he was who he was centuries ago. THIS BOOK IS IN THE PROCESS OF BEING EDITED. THERE MIGHT BE PLOT HOLES THAT WILL BE FIXED.