*Featured Story* Monica 'Manic' Knightley is someone every girl turns to when confused. Her column 'Manic Makeovers' in a leading fashion magazine is a bible for any female who wears clothes. From getting the perfect eyebrows to wearing the right shoes to your goldfish's funeral, she'll help you through it all. So when Monica is invited to a ball dance in an elite university upstate, she's expecting some praiseworthy attires. What she isn't expecting, however, is Edward Moseby. With his perfectly tailored blue tux, orange tie paired with green Crocs he thinks he's got it all. Not according to Monica though, the sight of his horrendous ensemble nearly makes her half bald with anxiety. When Edward accidentally asks her for a dance, like any other sensible girl, she corners him and rips his tie off. Now with Edward seeing Monica as a sexually deprived woman and Monica taking him as one of the worst dressed in the history of worst dressed, they're both on a mission to fix each other for the better. A tragic tale of gaudy Crocs, sky-high Jimmy Choos, and everything in between. [Humor #13]

"I am so sorry I'm late." My red woolly hair flopped onto my face and I huff, throwing my bag on the chair to put it up. I haven't noticed the prisoner yet as I pull down my black pencil skirt that stuck to my hips a little too tight due to the shrinkage in the washing machine. "This. . . is my therapist?" A deep mocking voice came and I cleared my throat, finally meeting the seemingly Black eyes of Prisoner 409. My breath catches in my throat as a slow smirk grazes his face. The handcuffs remained stuck to his hand as he slowly rubbed his bare chin. "Behave 4-0-9" The prison guard slapped the table before leaving and I was still frozen. "Why wouldn't I? Chocolate just happens to be my favorite flavor."

"𝐎𝐍𝐋𝐘 𝐁𝐄 𝐀𝐅𝐑𝐀𝐈𝐃 𝐎𝐅 𝐃𝐄𝐀𝐓𝐇 𝐈𝐅 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐇𝐀𝐕𝐄 𝐀 𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐒𝐎𝐍 𝐓𝐎 𝐋𝐈𝐕𝐄" { in which an outsider searches for a place to belong and finds it in the place he least expects } • • • • • • • • • • Started: Wednesday 25th April 2018 Published: Friday 1st June 2018 Finished: