Kenny (me): *muffled* hi everyone, this is going to be about me and you (; and its a lemon! *gets shot* Stan: oh my god they've killed Kenny!! Kyle: you bastards!!

Just random one shot lemons for our favorite South Park guyssss Feel free to comment and/or request~

You move into the small town of South Park when your dad gets a job there. You meet 4 boys and you befriend them quickly. One of them, however, caught your eye, a certain blonde, blue eyed pervert. • • • • The story is really messed up but if you like messed up stories, Im sure you'll love this one ;)

Kenny had always dreamed of someone to notice his deaths and to know of the pain he is going through. Can you be that person? What will happen when you see Kenny become the victim of a car crash? Find out here!