In which Kapsbrack is not allowed to be with Tozier, but neither care.

in which jack relies on the superstition that if you wish upon eyelashes, they will come true. TRIGGER WARNINGS: this book does contain themes of sexual harassment, bullying, and homophobic content •lowercase intended •all characters are 18+ •disclaimers; smut sexual assault mature language mature actions fluff

This is all a joke pls don't take it seriously EDIT: please it's October 2020 i made this 3 years ago PLEASE stop reading this

"So if I'm losing a piece of me, maybe I don't want heaven."

"How's this jacket?" "Looks gay." "What? How?" "Because you're the one wearing it."

"richie?" "yes, eds?" "i think i l-love you."

"i thought you said you were straight." (lowercase intended) [ib: "i thought you were a boy"]