Jokes of mostly history, because I have to share it.

Series 1 BOOK 3 Orginal Release 2014 As we got closer, my eyes were glued to her. Her pink lips which contrasted with her naturally pale skin. Her platinum blonde hair beamed with a radiance of inexplicable luminescence. Is she real? I thought as the distance closed between us. She pushed her hair behind her ear exposing her clear nails and taintless skin. Her eyes were viridescent as she blinked and looked upon my existence. Then she smiled a seraphic smile leaving me blind and breathless. My heart felt like it would burst out of my chest and my mind became clogged. Who was this woman? Who was this goddess?

Leonard Fox, the Duke of Montrose-handsome as the very devil and a physician by profession was very content with his less than normal life. But then his best friend dies, leaving his four year old daughter under Leo's guardianship. Leo loves the girl, no doubt. But that didn't mean he knew how to raise her. So he ends up in London in search of a wife. Meanwhile, Lady Clara Fethuerington is busy flitting from one ball to another desperately looking for the right man and reluctant to put herself out there at the same time. Unbeknownst to anyone, Clara is a famous novelist and has made fun of almost every single obnoxious member of the ton. If her secret got out, she'd be ruined. Will any man in his right man want her as his wife? Clara has no idea of what's in store for her. Let's find out.. Completed. Cover by @00Athena00

Sequel to The Impossible Mission. Cover found on Tumblr - No copyright infringement intended. When Loki turns up unexpectedly after 12 months of absence, Ava is pretty...well....surprised. She is even more surprised when he asks her to go back to Asgard with him. Ava agrees to go with him on the condition that she can return to Earth when she needs to, which Loki reluctantly agrees to. Odin has forgiven Loki after he suffered a year of punishment for trying to take over Earth, but some others haven't quite gotten over his actions. When they get to Asgard, Ava immediately makes enemies and maybe one or two friends. The citizens of Asgard immediately take a liking to Ava, for she isn't of royal blood and she treats them as equals, unlike Loki. As Ava soon realises, Asgard is crawling with deadly secrets and surprises and she takes it upon herself to unearth them all. Whilst Ava is causing her own trouble and landing herself in trouble, Loki has his own plans. With Tony Stark's wedding nearing and her friends in desperate need of her help, Ava needs to get back to Earth quick, but an invasion from Jotunheim on Asgard soon puts all of her plans in jeopardy. Can she fight off hordes of Frost Giants and be back in time for the wedding? Copyright abbiemca and Marvel, enjoy!

Beatrice was an ordinary girl, until she discovers powers she can't control. After finding Camelot, she meets Merlin, who helps her control the strange powers. Then, she starts seeing glimpses into the future. At first it was simple things: A picnic, holding hands with a stranger, sharing a kiss. Everything in the future seemed great for her. That is... until she foresaw Merlin's death. I DO NOT OWN MERLIN OR ANY OF ITS CHARACTERS! ALL RIGHTS GO TO BBC!

❝RUIN ME. BURN ME. I'M YOURS.❞ Kadar al-Din Rumi, Caliph of Khorashtar, is a cold-blooded murderer, and is known by the people of his country as such. Every dusk, he marries a new woman; and by dawn, he has slit her throat. It is a vicious cycle of murder and torment of girls and their families. When the ruthless king sets his sights on the sister of Zeinab Nejem, Zeinab knows that she will never let a monster win. She decides to take her sister's place, to survive longer than any other one of King Kadar's wives, and then, when the time comes, to murder him the way he murdered so many. © Copyright 2017 by Lily White. All rights reserved.

Discover the legends and myths surrounding the gods, goddesses, demigods, beasts, creatures and monsters of the ancient Greeks and Romans. The myth stories are based on an extraordinary number of gods, goddesses, demigods and heroes that feature in the legends of classical mythology.

Juliette smiled as Stefan littered her with a shower of kisses that left hot a branding on her pale skin, knowing full well that with each touch of their skin he was claiming her as his for all eternity. But Juliette didn't live for the future like Stefan did, she lived in the now, not taking a second for granted. During Stefan's ripper phase he finds love, a independent girl who lives recklessly. In the spur of the moment without his emotions, Stefan turns her, ruining that love forever. After all, love is toxic.

Series 1 BOOK 1 Original Release 2013 "I have no sadness, I have no happiness. I have no love, for I am Hades." "Then why did you bring me here?" I stared at the flawless but not taint less Hades who seemed to be mourning inside. I could see everything, and I knew everything about him. And yet, I do not know if he loves me, and I don't know if my love for him is true either. That is why I will test it with a kiss... #1 Hades 🏅 #7 Ares #9 Persephone

Alexander smiled at her. "You are quite likeable, Emmeline, and I think we might one day be dear friends, but I doubt I shall ever wish to marry you." Emmeline laughed. "I doubt I shall ever wish to marry you, either." --- Lady Emmeline Lockhart - daughter of a duke and sister of an earl, but twenty and three and very much unmarried. She finally finds a suitor in a dashing naval officer, but what will transpire when she finds herself forced into a union with the country's brash king-to-be? --- TOP RANK: #172 IN HISTORICAL FICTION, 11 OCT 2016 #157 IN HISTORICAL FICTION, 13 FEBRUARY 2017 #144 IN HISTORICAL FICTION, 5 DECEMBER 2017 #120 IN HISTORICAL FICTION, 6 DECEMBER 2017 #73 IN HISTORICAL FICTION, 1 JANUARY 2018 not quite a love story, but a story about love || historical *fiction* with no particular time period || UPDATES EVERY FRIDAY, WITH AS MUCH CONSTANCY AS IS HUMANLY POSSIBLE.