History Humor

Jokes of mostly history, because I have to share it.

Hephaestus & Aphrodite

Series 1 BOOK 3 Orginal Release 2014 As we got closer, my eyes were glued to her. Her pink lips which contrasted with her naturally pale skin. Her platinum blonde hair beamed with a radiance of inexplicable luminescence. Is she real? I thought as the distance closed between us. She pushed her hair behind her ear expo...

The Duke who caught my eye

Leonard Fox, the Duke of Montrose-handsome as the very devil and a physician by profession was very content with his less than normal life. But then his best friend dies, leaving his four year old daughter under Leo's guardianship. Leo loves the girl, no doubt. But that didn't mean he knew how to raise her. So he ends...

Mischief's Princess - Avengers [Loki] FanFic

Sequel to The Impossible Mission. Cover found on Tumblr - No copyright infringement intended. When Loki turns up unexpectedly after 12 months of absence, Ava is pretty...well....surprised. She is even more surprised when he asks her to go back to Asgard with him. Ava agrees to go with him on the condition that she ca...

Camelot (A Merlin Fanfiction)

Beatrice was an ordinary girl, until she discovers powers she can't control. After finding Camelot, she meets Merlin, who helps her control the strange powers. Then, she starts seeing glimpses into the future. At first it was simple things: A picnic, holding hands with a stranger, sharing a kiss. Everything in the fu...

One Thousand Desires | ON HOLD

❝RUIN ME. BURN ME. I'M YOURS.❞ Kadar al-Din Rumi, Caliph of Khorashtar, is a cold-blooded murderer, and is known by the people of his country as such. Every dusk, he marries a new woman; and by dawn, he has slit her throat. It is a vicious cycle of murder and torment of girls and their families. When the ruthless king...

Greek Mythology

Discover the legends and myths surrounding the gods, goddesses, demigods, beasts, creatures and monsters of the ancient Greeks and Romans. The myth stories are based on an extraordinary number of gods, goddesses, demigods and heroes that feature in the legends of classical mythology.

Toxic » Salvatore

Juliette smiled as Stefan littered her with a shower of kisses that left hot a branding on her pale skin, knowing full well that with each touch of their skin he was claiming her as his for all eternity. But Juliette didn't live for the future like Stefan did, she lived in the now, not taking a second for granted. Du...

Hades & Persephone

Series 1 BOOK 1 Original Release 2013 "I have no sadness, I have no happiness. I have no love, for I am Hades." "Then why did you bring me here?" I stared at the flawless but not taint less Hades who seemed to be mourning inside. I could see everything, and I knew everything about him. And yet, I do not know if he lov...

Artemis (previously The Lady Lockhart)

Alexander smiled at her. "You are quite likeable, Emmeline, and I think we might one day be dear friends, but I doubt I shall ever wish to marry you." Emmeline laughed. "I doubt I shall ever wish to marry you, either." --- Lady Emmeline Lockhart - daughter of a duke and sister of an earl, but twenty and three and very...

Medusa's Beloved

Series 1 BOOK 2 Orginal Release 2013 Medusa was once a beautiful priestess working in Athena's Temple. But, because of the loss of her purity, she is banished and sent to a deserted island where men from all over come to slaughter her. She feels lonely and unwanted but at the same time she feels hatred and no guilt...

A Tale of Two Cities (1859)

The novel depicts the plight of the French peasantry demoralized by the French aristocracy in the years leading up to the revolution, the corresponding brutality demonstrated by the revolutionaries toward the former aristocrats in the early years of the revolution, and many unflattering social parallels with life in L...

The Picture of Dorian Gray (1890)

"The Picture of Dorian Gray" tells of a young man named Dorian Gray, the subject of a painting by artist Basil Hallward. Basil is impressed by Dorian's beauty and becomes infatuated with him, believing his beauty is responsible for a new mode in his art. Dorian meets Lord Henry Wotton, a friend of Basil's, and becomes...

1001 Nights

❝Tell me a story, love.❞ In which, a slave girl tells a bloodthirsty king a story in exchange for her life. [07.15.16] all rights reserved ©2016

EPHEMERAL || JON SNOW

she is death wrapped in gold lace, sweet chocolate with a bitter surprise AU Previously Death is her discontinued Cover by @fruitpies

The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes (1892)

The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes is a collection of twelve stories written by Arthur Conan Doyle featuring his famous detective.

Percy Jackson and the Legend of Camelot (Formerly Percy Jackson In Camelot)

I don't own Percy Jackson Characters or Merlin Characters. They belong to Rick Riordan and BBC America. What would happen if there was a force that even Merlin couldn't beat? A Greek force that could decimate them that also happens to team up with Morganna. What is Merlin to do? Well after talking to Gauis and Killga...

King Lear

"King Lear" is a tragedy by William Shakespeare. The title character descends into madness after disposing of his estate between two of his three daughters based on their flattery, bringing tragic consequences for all.

To tame an Earl (four hoydens #2)

Lord Ralph Orford, the Earl of Morley is the ideal gentleman, well liked, a definite catch on the marriage mart...but as is usually the case, there was more to him than met the eye. Lady Alice Woodbury, beautiful and dazzling, has secrets too. But while Ralph has been sworn to secrecy for the nation, Alice's subterfu...

Drakkon

When Daiyu is summoned with dozens of other girls to be the Emperor's concubine, she doesn't think that she'll be chosen. Although beautiful and kind, she's hardly qualified to be with the emperor, whose name is stained with blood and whose reputation is blacker than sin. When she accidentally catches the eye of Emper...

The Strange Case of Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde (1886)

Poseidon & Athena

Series 1 BOOK 4 (Spin-off) Orginal release 2014 "If rest was a sign of weakness, then we would all be dead." Blue eyes settled on mine as I slowly looked over at him. Is it bad to say, I've never talked with Poseidon this close before? Even in the night sky, I can see his deep blue eyes reflecting upon the many stars...

Searching in the Pages (Pirates #2)

*WATTYS 2018 LONGLIST* Second book in the Pirates series

Escaping in the Pages (Pirates #3)

3rd book in the Pirates series