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The Incubus's Secretary

When Sanaya Johnson joined Reefwood Inc. as the CEO's personal secretary, little did she know that she'd be facing the biggest man whore in all history, Lancelin Eustis. She hates him and his whorish ways with all her heart, but the six feet five, sex on legs, brute of a man attracts attention wherever he goes, no gen...

ZODIAC SIGNS

✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:* Credit to IG & Tumblr Posts*:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧ BOOK 2 IS UP♡

Incubus

Following a family tragedy, Luna discovers her true destiny, one that her mother never wanted her to face. But with her newfound power comes a danger leaving her wondering just who she can trust? Luna fights the darkness around her and within herself in the first installment of the Incubus series.

Prince with Benefits

**Unedited, messy & with lots of mistakes. But you will still swoon if you give it a chance lol (but you've been warned)** After a bad breakup, Emily moves across the world to find herself. Getting involved in a relationship is the last thing she wants, but that changes when she meets a handsome stranger, who's perfec...

The Bad Boy

Last year, Ella Grace was beaten half to death by her sister and her friends, while her brother watched. Her two siblings went onto a summer trip, leaving her behind. She took that time to change herself, to lose the weight, to clear the acne, to look "perfect" in her eyes. Blake Zane is the bad boy but he's not your...

OPM (Original Pilipino Music) LYRICS

ANG LIBRONG ITO AY PARA SA MGA WATTPADER NA MAHILIG KUMANTA NG MGA OPM SONGS AT PWEDE RIN KAYO DITO KUMUHA NG MGA SONGS PARA SA STORYANG INYONG GAGAWIN.

Mate To The Dragon

Highest Rankings: #1 in Featured #1 in Werewolf #1 in Dragon #1 in Fantasy #1 in Adventure #1 in Action #1 in Series #23 in Romance "Lyzaria! What did I tell you about the forest?" My father scolds me sharply. I flinch at the anger in his voice and quickly retract my hand, inches from the trunk of the tree. "Sorry f...

The Runaway Princess [ENGLISH]

Being a member of the royal family doesn't always count as being lucky. For Tasha, being a princess is like a high class prisoner with royal guards for a warden and a beautiful palace as a prison cell. Wanting to experience life as a normal person, she ran away, but circumstances were such a tease and fate decided to...

Trapping Quincy (Caspian and Quincy)

He teases her. He challenges her. He fascinates her while he irritates her like no other. He drives her insane. He makes her...ughh, so mad she could scream! The only thing he won't do is let her go. Quincy: I'm a human living among the werewolves. My mom is a werewolf. She had a drunken fun one night with a stranger...

She's The Bad Boy's Princess II

Ako si Sofia Althea Perez. Isang simpleng probinsyana na nangangarap makapagtapos ng pag aaral. Minsan iniisip kong malas na nakilala ko siya sa bus noon. Mas malas na nalunok ko ang perlas na dapat ay ibibigay niya sa first love niya. Pero ang pinakamalas sa lahat...ay yung minahal ko siya. Dahil siya... Si Jave Sant...

A Mermaid's Kiss | OLD VERSION

I loved her, even if she never knew my name. She was my Ariel, and I know I am her Eric. No matter what she says. #1 in short story on 02/07/18 This beautiful cover was a gift from @Kmbell92! If you somehow haven't yet, please check her out!

The Truth About Her

• Watty's 2018 Longlist & Previously Featured on Wattpad • Isla hides letters in a tree which are uncovered by someone who starts responding to them.

Half Blood Academy (School Of Half Bloods)

[COMPLETED] Isa itong paaralan na hindi maaaring makita ng isang ordinaryong tao. Tanging mga Half Bloods lang ang maaring makapasok. Isang paaralan na magiging saksi sa paglalaban, pagmamahalan, paghihirap, at pagigingsawi ng ating mga bida **** Isa siyang hindi pangkaraniwang babae. Kakaiba siya maging ang kanyang u...

Vampire University (COMPLETED)

Halu everyone! I'm msMath17??. NO PART OF THIS STORY IS TRUE... READ AT YOUR OWN RISK. PLAGIARISM IS A CRIME? COMPLETED Date Started: August 2, 2017 Date Finished: October 21, 2017 ? Book 1 Done!

Crimson Academy

All along I thought I was just an ordinary teenage girl, living in an ordinary teenage life. Not until I entered this academy. Who could've thought that this hell hole will lead me to the missing pieces of my shattered past. [Highest Rank Achieved: #7 in Vampire as of 10/30/20]

Sinclaire Academy: Untold Stories

Sinclaire Academy: Untold Stories A glimpse of the past and future.

Vampire High

Xhiena is a dying girl and the last thread she's been holding on to live is her late mother's last wish, and that is to enter a school that never even existed to begin with. But it only takes a single wish to stir up her life and led her to a journey to the world of nocturnals that hides beneath its mysterious facade...

The Shade Of A Curse

Highest rank # 1 in Vampire [06•14•18] Sa bayan ng Richmond ay tinatago ng mga kalalakihan ang mga babae. Mga dalaga na siyang kinukuha para gawing koleksyon ni David Lionhart. Ang isang walang pusong tao na kilala sa larangan ng pag patay, pag sugal at pag bebenta ng illegal na droga. Isang Mafia Lord na kinatatakuta...

Taste of Blood (Book I)

Para kay Hezira ay isang kathang-isip lamang ang mga bampira. Hindi siya kailanman naging interesado sa mga ito. Pero lahat ay nagbago matapos ang isang madugong gabi nang paslangin ng mga nilalang na 'yon ang nag-iisa niyang pamilya--- ang kanyang ina. Paghihinagpis at ang nais na makapag higanti ang nag-udyok sa kan...

The White Curse (Gazellian Series #2)

Kallaine Seraphina Verlas is a vampire with a white curse-a curse that every creature feared the most. She already accepted her existence alone, trapped inside an ancient high tower, feared like a monster. But what if a wounded "magician" got lost inside her castle, changing her resigned life as a prisoner? *** Whil...

His Bite (Book 1 of Bite Trilogy) Venom Series #1

On her 18th birthday, Claret finds out that her destiny is to be a healer in Nemetio Spiran, a vampire world where all is not as it seems. ****** All her life, Claret had always been...

FlyGirl 2.0

Under Construction!! FlyGirl 2.0 is being revised. The youngest -- and only -- daughter of deceased Mob lawyer Edward McIver, rich girl Siobhan McIver has always jumped first and thought about consequences later... until a thoughtless summer fling with an obsessive older man results in a broken arm and a bruised spir...

A Room for My Pretend Love

Thrown out of an abusive home, Suki pretends to be Devin's girlfriend while she stays with his family. But what happens when pretend feelings become real? ***** With nowhere to go after being thrown out of an abusive home, Suki asks Devin, a complet...

In love with my best friend

Caleb is in love with his former best friend, Ben, who already has a boyfriend. Who will win Ben's heart in the end.

An innocent man

A man, who has never fallen in love with anyone, now has fallen for someone. He will give everything he has and his pure and special love to that girl, but will his love end happily ? Read and see how his story goes... Thanks ! Hope you check it out..

Shivika Redux SS: Kaise Bataye...(Completed)

A Shivika SS that deals with the the story of Shivaay and Annika right after the Forced Marriage.... This is a story where Annika finds her identity on her own...And stands strong against the people who have wronged her.... A story where Shivaay realizes the consequences of his actions on the person he had wrongly a...

Chasing Red

It started on Wattpad but now is EVERYWHERE! with a published book, a captivating Webcomic on WEBTOON, and an upcoming film adaptation by Wattpad WEBTOON studios in Partnership with Stampede. Read, scroll, or watch - Enjoy this romance in any way you like. Stay tuned for film release updates! Basketball star Caleb Loc...

LIGHTARIA ACADEMY:(The long lost powerful princess)

Sya ay si Nathalia Yezillia Xyrien o mas kilala bilang Nyx, isang babaeng payapang namumuhay sa mortal world, na hindi alam kung ano at sino sya, at tanging ang kanyang guardian lamang ang nag-aalaga sakanya . makakaya ba nya ang kaniyang matutuklasan? Na sya ang long lost powerful princess of Lightaria kingdom ? 2...

The Lost Princess:Black & White Wings (Short Story) (Complete)

May isang tagapagligtas at tinaktadang tapusin ang nakatakdang digmaan at paslangin ang hari ng mga Darkinias ngunit.... Sa isang kwento lamang ng nakaraan ay mag babago ang daloy ng propisiya or isa ba ito sa plano ng propisiya sakanya Sa kwento lamang na iyon ay pag babago ang daloy ng kwento at ang kanyang papaniga...