Desperation has become the rule of thumb in the crumbling Inanimate Kingdom, where devastation of both external and internal conflict threaten to throw it into war. King MePhone's reassurances and grand parties aren't fooling anyone; the fog of unease is still overwhelming. With so much restraint around her, princess Marshmallow wants to break the rules and bring her kingdom to peace. When the ivory path laid before her isn't heading towards peace, though, perhaps it's time to blaze a new one. Perhaps that new path is paved with dreams, love, and fresh produce - the stuff of fairy tales. "Let's discover our era of peace... together." An Inanimate Insanity/Battle for Dream Island collaborative work by SkaterCheese and I based on the Medieval AU by wentikk and toonirl on Tumblr. Contains Marshple and an assortment of other ships, including Lightbrush, Suitloon, Bickel, etc. Best enjoyed by readers who can deal with adult themes. To keep things simple and easy while reading (or just to jumpstart your memory) there's an allegiance document that you can find below the tags of each chapter. The sole purpose of the document is to settle any future confusion as well as list many of the characters throughout the story, because you always need a little reminder.

An Inanimate Insanity AU Created This one shall go into more detail with every chapter. Yes I changed the Characters a lot and MePhone4 is the main character here. INANIMATE INSANITY IS A SHOW CREATED BY ADAM KATZ AND NONE OF THE CHARACTERS BELONG TO ME, THEY BELONG TO HIM. -- THIS ALSO INCLUDES BLOOD AND CURSING. -- In a world ravaged by nukes, magic, science, and a war, Mephone struggles to get back home after being kidnapped by a crazy LightBulb, claiming him as her "child". He starts is crazy journey back home to 4s and Mepad, will he ever see them again? Who will die?

GOD IM DOING THIS BECAUSE I'M BORED

A Crack Book About Walking Objects I Like Also, the characters in this story are going to be the same version as they are in my Groupchat Story.If you see someone acting out of character than they usually do, you know why.

Lightbrush, Bickel, Suitloon, and more. Some human AU oneshots every now and then.

Suitcase is a shy girl. She doesn't think she'll find love anytime soon but Highschool had other plans. Who'd thought all these guys would fall for her?

Science is always the answer. At least, to Test Tube it is. But this time, science may not give her the answers she wanted. What happens when you become too curious..? The feeling of isolated boredom we all know too well. Now, Test Tube is trying to find the solution, through a psychological experiment. The picture painted in blood can be just as pretty. Trigger Warnings: Murder, Suicide, Mental Illness, Claustrophobia, Extreme Violence, and some cussing. Cover art credit to a wonderful friend of mine, Shiiro on amino! All characters and rights reserved to the proper owners. Thank all of you so much for the support. This was my first story and it means the world to me, truly!!

btw these are REAL people so...yeah Characters: Ty Jadye(I swear that's how you spell it) Quentin Josh Andy Hope you like it.