Patrick's the God they pray to, and Pete is the Devil they sin for. Opposites. Enemies. Heaven can't fall to Hell. Hell can't fall to Heaven. But God and Satan are falling hard. ***There may be incorrect information/different takes on religion. If this could offend you, please do not read***

"I thought we had a plan!" "We do!" "Then why was Patrick attacked?" ... "Because, if Pete gets ahold of him before we do, we're done for!" ~~~ "I'm sorry," "Sorry won't cut it. You know what happens if you lose it?" "Patrick dies."

Shit

It wasn't Pete's intention to make a friend. But the little blonde boy seemed kind enough.... There's a catch. There's always a catch. VERY SLOW UPDATES Amazing Cover by: @Lucinda_on_a_boat Kinda inspired by '50 First Dates'

The love story of Donald trump and Shrek

"We've got a new student from Boston coming in. He's a very sweet boy and needs to be shown around. Can you show him around for me?" "Why me?" Pete knows the answer to that. --It's because you're a lonely, shitty, depressing emo and you need a goddamn friend. "Because I know you two would get along great!" Principal Mann smiles. Liar. WARNING: SEVERAL TRIGGERS ----READ FIRST CHAPTER Beautiful cover made by: @z3nni_y

it's llamas with hats but instead of Carl and Paul, it's Pete and Patrick as humans ~It's better than it sounds trust me :))~ (why did I make this ?¿?)

Since he was born, Patrick has been different. While normal kids have allergies to peanuts or dairy... Patrick is allergic to water. Patrick has given up on doing things. But Pete is trying to change that. WINNER OF 'PETERICK' IN THE FOB FIC AWARDS **This book contains references to the Milk Fic. At the time of writing, I didn't know who the author of it was, and what she did. I do not support her or the Milk Fic. Please do not bring her any attention, and do not mention her fic. Anyone new to the fandom (like I was at the time of writing this) does not know her, and they find it funny to reference. Please allow anyone new to know the Milk Fic was written by a woman with several charges against her.

"I hate when you do things right."

Angel Wings Halo Precious Personality High innocence All characteristics of Patrick Stump. The angel. Wild Child Constant Bedhead Dirty Mind Interesting Fashion All characteristic of Pete Wentz. The aspiring rockstar. In a twisted turn of events, Patrick makes it to the city. An angel in a hellish city? Not ideal. **This book contains references to the Milk Fic. At the time of writing, I didn't know who the author of it was, and what she did. I do not support her or the Milk Fic. Please do not bring her any attention, and do not mention her fic. Anyone new to the fandom (like I was at the time of writing this) does not know her, and they find it funny to reference. Please allow anyone new to know the Milk Fic was written by a woman with several charges against her. TRIGGER WARNING TO ANYONE. (Contains swearing, interpretation of religion/religious figures, and adorable Patrick innocence) COVER DRAWN PERFECTLY BY: @Lucinda_on_a_boat