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I continue throwing pebbles at his window, a grin on my face. He finally opens his window, glaring at me. "What do you want Matthews?" "I have a really important question! It's a matter of life and death!" "What?" "Do you have a cat?" "Oh my god, you're so annoying... just... go to sleep." "But-" "Go to sleep." he says with a small smile. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Annoying. Weird. Maybe a little bit sassy. Frost Matthews makes a sad day become a happy one. No matter how annoying she can be, she never fails to make someone smile. But then there's Nova Hurkins. The cold, heartless popular boy at Fareview high. His heart was broken by his one and only, 'true love'. He's always found Frost's annoying self, well, annoying. He can't stand her at all. She's warming his cold heart, slowly but surely. And even though he can't stand her, he just can't stay away from her annoying self. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ this book is stupid. beware. \\CRINGE ALERT// [ UNEDITED ]

Takes place after the Deathly Hallows and the Blood of Olympus Percy Jackson thought he could finally live a normal life. He was going to fail high school, be the captain of the swim team, spend a whole, normal year with Annabeth. Yup, not gonna happen. Harry Potter has to redo his seventh year at Hogwarts. At least he gets to be with his best friends. Then some new kid shows up and he can't help but be a little jealous. He was the grandson of Voldemort and the girls were just falling at his feet. Even Ginny and Hermione were swayed by this boy. He was a death eater, and Harry could prove it. Luckily for him, the Triwizard Tournament was right around the corner. If the death eater was chosen, it'd be fun to watch him fail. Warning : Ron/Hermione and Harry/Ginny did not happen yet. Second Warning : Sirius, Snape, and Dumbledore are still alive. Just a disclaimer for the whole book : All rights go to Rick Riordan and J. K. Rowling Cover courtesy of @thatgirlariadne

"Do you like cellos?" He said with a debonair smirk. I rolled my eyes. "Austin, you don't even do orchestra." Two amazing bands. Two amazing leaders. And one amazingly big rivalry. What will happen when rival band mates fall in love?