Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nation...
I continue throwing pebbles at his window, a grin on my face. He finally opens his window, glaring at me. "What do you want Matthews?" "I have a really important question! It's a matter of life and death!" "What?" "Do you have a cat?" "Oh my god, you're so annoying... just... go to sleep." "But-" "Go to sleep."...
Takes place after the Deathly Hallows and the Blood of Olympus Percy Jackson thought he could finally live a normal life. He was going to fail high school, be the captain of the swim team, spend a whole, normal year with Annabeth. Yup, not gonna happen. Harry Potter has to redo his seventh year at Hogwarts. At least...
"Do you like cellos?" He said with a debonair smirk. I rolled my eyes. "Austin, you don't even do orchestra." Two amazing bands. Two amazing leaders. And one amazingly big rivalry. What will happen when rival band mates fall in love?