"I hear you for goodness sake!" She calls from her room in the back. "I'M LEAVING IN 3... 2..." He shouts, getting pissed off. "I'M COMING OH MY GOD" She replies, practically jumping to the living area. "... wooooo-" He couldn't finish saying the number because of the sight in front of him 𝑰 𝒘𝒂𝒔 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝒆𝒙𝒑𝒆𝒄𝒕𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒕𝒉𝒂𝒕 "Helloo?! What the fuck are you looking at?" She mumbles glancing behind her. 𝘠𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘤𝘩𝘦𝘴𝘵?! ~~~~~ Hello! Enjoy this fanfic :') It's basically a crack fanfic but it has a storyline :D Enjoy! OOO ALSO: Warning: unwanted detail, swearing, unnecessary memes and jokes.