Not all of these are exactly funny. Oh well, have fun reading!

This is the story of an extraordinary little girl. Orphaned as a baby, Emily grows up as a peculiar ten-year-old with abilities that not only frightens the other children but also herself. Read along as she lives her life as the now adopted daughter of a powerful woman, a professor of Hogwarts, A school of Witchcraft and Wizardry. The time has come for her to know of her family and of her otherworldly legacy as Emily Potter, the girl who lived. - Edited as of July 2020 - Photo credits: http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/camphalfbloodroleplay/images/5/5e/Alone-black-hair-girl-sad-Favim.com-428528.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20120601103952

The Potters have yet to endure another thrilling year at Hogwarts, School of Witchcraft and Wizardy. Fresh new horrors come with their second year of school, and they all come in various forms such as unattended children driving a flying car, a massively inadequate professor tasked with the job of molding minds, and the horrifying history behind the unrest soul that haunts the girls' bathroom. An unheard and unseen evil roams the halls, leaving stone-cold bodies in its wake, and all of the evidence points to no other than Harry and Emily Potter. - EDITED AS OF FEBRUARY 2021 -

Featured in the official Wattpad @Fanfic Harry Potter Fanfiction reading list! -- When your mind is all you can trust, what happens when your memories fail you? After being homeschooled for the past four years, Cecilia Vance enters her fifth year at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry only to find her school life suddenly intertwined with that of Sirius Black, a rebellious delinquent as attractive as he is irritating. To top it all off, when a life-changing letter arrives by owl on her very first day, Cecilia quickly finds that she has a lot more to worry about than just surviving Hogwarts. Forget school, she'll have to be stuck with Sirius Black forever... as an arranged marriage? Yeah, life's good. ROMANCE | FANTASY | COMEDY | ADVENTURE **COMPLETED

He thinks he hates her. She thinks that she hates him. What will happen when the two get forced to marry against their will? NOW COMPLETE WITH ENDING THE ENTIRE HARRY POTTER SHEBANG BELONGS TO J.K. ROWLING (A.K.A. QUEEN). I DON'T OWN IT. IF YOU WANT TO OWN THE IDEA, GO AND PAY J.K. ROWLING A VISIT, NOT ME. But....IF you have something in the story that I made up and you want it in your story, please, please, please message me. THANK YOU! -Jazzy <3

Hermione and Draco were enemies. At least, that's what everyone thought. They had maintained a secret friendship for years. They had even thought about being more than friends. But, will one person ruin it all?

"Who ever said loving each other was easy?"